Have faith in you...

Sammi, 29 🇬🇧 Instagram: sammimallow TikTok: sammirob

[landsccape]

[kniivila]

Dog does not understand

[cpt-tightpants]

[kniivila]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES

[justascrollingghost]

Ridoc after literally being stabbed: well that’s unfortunate isn’t it..

Ridoc realising he’ll have to sew something: YOU FUCKING ASS! I’LL HAVE YOUR HEAD! I WILL LAY YOU AMONG MY ENEMIES! I WILL HAVE MY VENGEANCE!

[mysterylilycheeta]

Violet: I don't give him butterflies. I give him high blood pressure. Which is basically the same. Xaden: *resignated sighs* Tairn: This is the only reason why I'll ever sympathize with him.

[al-the-alien]

i love it when fish are like

[everythingfox]

“My sister’s Aussie tries very hard to stay awake in the car”

(Source)

[haruko-deactivated20240313]

fool me once shame on you fool me twice whyyy that’s so mean fool me three times ohhh my goddd

[tomundsen-deactivated20250731]

The Good Place 3x11

[samuraifuckingfrog]

[eerian-sadow]

That. Includes. Hiring.

That. Includes. Scheduling.

That. Includes. Firing.

That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.

[audarcy]

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

[solitarybrat]

i’m just tryna have a nice time despite knowing facts and information

[anfae]

birbs & stars

[anxietyproblem]

[moonsvampire111-deactivated2025]

I need to get michael scotts book "somehow i manage"

[escapeintothepages]

“If you spend too much time looking in the rearview mirror, you will crash your car.”

Friends, Lovers, and the Big Terrible Thing, Matthew Perry

[torch-song]

Xaden: I am not jealous.

Violet: you are the most jealous man I know.

Xaden:

Xaden: you know other men?

the whole squad:

[incorrect-fourthwing]

Xaden: You’re the love of my life and my best friend, I would do any thing for you.

Violet: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Xaden: Absolutely not.