METANOIA

"I never look back darling. It distracts from the now."

[hitrecordjoe]

“The Tending Flame”

[solidsnake]

Darth Santa

[thelegendofbailey]

Best part of the Emo Kylo Ren account yet

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo by radmicale)

[cognitivedissonance]

Your cute cat of the day

[uptional]

[forcewakens]

John Boyega when he saw Millennium Falcon. 

[guineapiggies]

Cédric Charest - Guinea Pigs / Cuys

[yahoonews]

The Fight On Terrorism Is Not Between America And Islam

[emmascarn]

[brisbone]

Saying you child is your “kid” is an insult to goats everywhere.

[zooophagous]

I’ll insult moms everywhere. Fight me Pam.

[cakelikeowen]

Fuck you, Barbara 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

You want to do this now, Helen?

[ohgodshesloose]

Oh it is on Brenda

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Eight o clock after the PTA meeting, Joan

[saddest-faery-gothmother]

Uhm, my kids will be going to bed at 8, Sandy, because unlike SOME mothers I put my children to bed at a responsible time!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Don’t you bring my kids into this, Janet

[martinscorsissy-deactivated2019]

You’re right Sandy, we shouldn’t bring your C- average kids into this. We should, however, bring your 2013 Honda Odyssey that reeks of failure and cigarettes from your midnight affairs with the mail man.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

At least I have a man touching me, unlike SOMEONE I know. When was the last time Frank so much as looked at you, Jackie?

[loptrcoptr]

C-Carol, you’ve gone t-t-too far!

[cu2co3oh2sio2]

NONE OF YOU ARE INVITED TO THE CASSEROLE POTLUCK! That includes you, Cynthia…

[bando--grand-scamyon]

[blvckdynamite]

God this is magical

[jpnvines]

[gayemoji-deactivated20150415]

horoscope: sometimes you be breathin

me:

me: okay but how did they know that?

[boredpanda]

[thedailyelephant]

Cat-Lion kills Giraffe… Elephant survives ;)

[micdotcom]

Iraq war vet’s Twitter rant shows why we must welcome refugees

In a nearly 20-tweet denouncement, Marine and author Phil Klay laid into the anti-refugee sentiment spreading across the U.S. and Congress. He quotes conservative hero Ronald Reagan to show this shouldn’t be a partisan issue. But his most crucial point comes in his last few tweets.

[uptional]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[fuckyeahfunnycats]

Oh… no no no