don't worry about it

always vaguely ready to take a nap

[kocalls]

[gaystation4]

[a-sentient-cup]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[sorrrowfull]

[chrisweedpiano]

one of my favorite posts of all time

[guiltfactory]

BAD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

GOOD NEWS: it will not be the same forever

[nedlittle]

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

[triplemoonascension]

[i-am-the-oyster]

[s-leary]

Amazing moments in Dads: my friend’s dad’s critique of Frankenstein was, “I just don’t think the author had read science fiction before.”

[commonplacefolklore]

he's right but at what cost

[skopostheorie]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[sarah-dipitous]

Met up with the god of the sea, and he told me I was doing a good job. RIP Odysseus, but I’m built different

[m1s0-s0ups]

I love you magikarp

[trxy-land]

Help I can't stop playing this game

[fairrytype]

theyre so stupid

[ladycibia]

other players vs. me