go your own way

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𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍'𝐒 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄:

                                                          𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒:

Full Name: sarah alessia puckerman

Nicknames: allie

Age: twenty-seven

Date of Birth: april twenty-seventh, nineteen ninety-four

Hometown: lima, ohio

Current Location: lima, ohio

Gender: cisfemale

Pronouns: she/her

Sexual Orientation: pansexual

Occupation: registered nurse at lima memorial hospital

Education: graduated from william mckinley high school; bachelors in the science of nursing from ohio state university

Living Arrangements: living by herself in apartment in lima

Language(s) Spoken: english

Aesthetics: early morning espresso, unsent headshots, spontaneous adventures, rose colored glasses  

                              𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄:

Faceclaim: odeya rush

Voiceclaim: emily robinson

Height: 5′4″

Eye Color: blue

Hair Color: brown

Noticeable Features: prominent chin, rounded lips

                                                              𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐘:

Mother: gina levy

Father: rhett puckerman

Siblings: noah puckerman, elijah puckerman, jake puckerman, billie puckerman

                                          𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘:

Sun Sign: taurus

Moon Sign: cancer

Rising Sign: virgo

Label: the paracosmist

Fears: the ocean, letting down those she loves

Likes: vanilla scented candles, warm blankets, brand new stethoscopes, being around her friends and family, movie marathons, trying new recipes, listening to the rain, stargazing, snow

Dislikes: being late/feeling rushed, black coffee, lying, hot/humid weather, being talked down to, unsupportive shoes, wrinkly clothes, movies that are so cheesy they’re bad

Positive Traits: passionate, expressive, optimistic, convival

Negative Traits: oblivious, stubborn, indecisive, impatient

Hobbies/Skills: caring for her range of house plants, piano, baking, learned how to crochet one summer and hasn’t picked it up again

                                                     𝐅𝐀𝐕𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒:

Film: almost famous

Book: pride and prejudice

Food: her mom’s lasagna

Drink: pumpkin cream cold brew

Color: sage green

Weather: fall

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roseandprose​:

Right? Exactly! A band-aid, and I was good to go! I’m glad he was okay, even though that does sound pretty painful. Hopefully it doesn’t traumatize him enough to ban water slides for life. Right? Now I kind of want to make some. I don’t know why I hadn’t though of it before! You know– that’s not a bad idea. Mix in a little grape juice and sugar to mask it. Okay, I’m kidding, but still!

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same for me. that or just throw on one of those cute animal shaped ice packs and it was easily forgotten about. hope not, but you know how kids are. he probably will not have learned his lesson and will be right back tomorrow afternoon. right? i had definitely heard of them but it always just slipped my mind when at the store to grab stuff to try it. i’m always more focused on which bottle of wine will be tonight’s treat. ooh, that sounds like trouble. i would not be mad if i got an alcohol laced popsicle while i was in the waiting room but alas, rules and all that ruining the fun.

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devonrose96​:​

I would enjoy it so much if we had popsicles at work. However, I might just end up eating all the ‘adult popsicles’ if we did. I need something to chill me out when dealing with all these crazy folk. 

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right? maybe if we band together we can actually get someone to hear us out. i feel like the big answer will be no, but at least get the seed planted, y’know? but good point, i think it would be more trouble for us than help for patients, so maybe it’s better that way. but if you’re really interested, i could probably stock the fridge with some of those fun pops.

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leoclarington​:

Just make sure you clearly mark the one for popsicles so you don’t accidently grab a frozen not so tasty treat.  I remember losing my grip on a vault and hitting the side of the apparatus.  I know if I shaved my head, there would be a grizzly scar and it just ….gushed.  No other word for it.

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good idea, i think i would be absolutely traumatized if i pulled out a finger or something crazy. oh yikes. but the grizzly scars gives the best stories, the grizzlier the better.

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limaboundblaine​:

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Listen, vodka ice pops are totally a thing. Possibly not an entirely morally acceptable thing to hand out in public, but drastic measures and all that.

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i’ve definitely heard of them but i’ve never actually made them, maybe that will be how i celebrate the impending end of the summer. and in that case, i will not be sharing with the rude patients. 

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dearjacobsamuel​:

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Ask with force, be the Puckerman you were meant to be. No one gets to stress my little (twin) sister out except for me (and I guess Noah gets to too since he’s all hero-y).

Hey, I deserved nothing. It wasn’t my fault what happened and I am fine. I’m better than fine, I’m fuckin’ thriving. And trust me, I don’t plan on losing the other leg, or more of the first one.

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if i used the ‘puckerman force’ you speak of, i’m sure i’d be fired in like five seconds flat. but i’d prefer if none of you would stress me out. why can’t we all just be happy and get along and, like, have world peace and shit?

fine, fine, you’re right. i won’t go all overbearing sister mode on you again. you’re thriving and that’s all i could ask for for you. and i’m not sure how you would even do that, but you would be the one that did something wild like that. so as a nurse and your sister, be safe and don’t do anything stupid.

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astevieevans​:

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It’s true, honestly. Granted, I always had fun but there was always something way more fun swinging your swing as high as you could, flying off and skinning your knee. Granted, ma wasn’t too pleased when I broke my arm falling out of a tree one time because I bet my older brother I could climb higher than him. Live and ya learn. You’ll still catch me climbin’ trees though.

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ah, so you were one of those kids, y’know the ones who were like adrenaline junkies by the age of five. i think i fell under the more tame ‘swing for fun and watch the adrenaline junkies waiting for a disaster category’. though, if i see you climbing trees now, i can’t promise you a camera will not immediately be pulled out. 

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clairestjames​:

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Maybe we should just build you a destruction room at your place? Because at least then you could come and get some peace on your lunch break. Or I’m sure I could sweet talk those lovely lunch ladies into letting us use the back area for that same reason. Seriously, they do not need that much space in the cafeteria.

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right, because my tenant totally wouldn’t mind if i just turned the spare bedroom into a smash zone. but a girl can dream. you know, you may be onto to something there. you can’t tell me those ladies don’t fantasize about htiting someone over the head with one of those plastic trays at least once every half hour. this seems like a mutually beneficial arrangement, but i’m not convinced they aren’t using half of that back area for some sort of side gig. they may not be willing to part ways with the hustle.

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                    𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐄 𝐏𝐔𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍'𝐒 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓:

listen HERE

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astevieevans​:​

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My mom was definitely that type of mom because I would get injured all the time. But now that I’m older, acting a fool just seems silly. Kids can’t grow without messing up their bones.

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see, i had the opposite. my mom used all the nursing school knowledge she had before she dropped out to just wrap up whatever it was i had hurt and pushed me right back outside. honestly, if you’re not getting hurt as a kid are you really having fun? the answer is probably yes but not the right kind of fun in my opinion.

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limaboundblaine​:​

Ooof, that definitely sounds like the worst way to keep a child from panicking in a public setting, yikes. I strongly advocate the popsicle idea, though – if nothing else, it might cause enough momentary confusion that they run out of steam?

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right? the whole ‘if i throw a tantrum like my kid maybe it’ll get them to stop’ method makes zero sense to me. you’ve got a point. i mean, if i just handed them a popsicle and walked away, i think that could do the trick. of course it would work better if it had some calming meds mixed in there, but i have a feeling that breaks way too many rules to be appropriate.

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heychandler​:​

🖍 I’m starting to think the older ladies in this town need a little more excitement in their lives, or less Grey’s Anatomy. I understand being freaked out, but it’s like common courtesy to not make too much of a scene while you’re in the waiting room. If it weren’t inappropriate, a glass of wine would serve them nicely. The popsicles would be nice just to have while you are waiting, angry parent or not. It’d be like the games they used to have at the dentist office.

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i think you might be right about that. do you think some people just go out and make a scene so they can go back to their facebook groups and talk about ‘the audacity of this lady today’? thank you. like i get it, head injuries are freaky, but there are other people in this world, in that room even, than just you and your kid. maybe that’s insensitive, but someone needed to say it. a glass of wine would be nice, but way too tempting for the rest of us. but i do like the idea of maybe popsicles in the office in summer instead of those jars of lollipops. oh yeah! when i was younger i used to love my pediatrician’s office simply because they had those tabletops that had games or puzzles on them. honestly, smart move for them, it got me excited to go to the doctor.

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roseandprose​:​

Pretty sure we all used to get banged up as kids, and we turned out fine. It might be a little different if the kid was, say, gushing blood out of his head, but that does sound pretty minor. Especially if he himself seems pretty okay. Wine popsicles might even be more effective. Though I have a feeling that might be frowned upon. I don’t know how you do it.

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oh, for sure. i can’t count how many times i had scrapes or cuts or what have you and we just pulled out the first aid kit and i was right back outside. but no, the kid will be totally fine. i guess he went down the waterslide wrong and hit his head on a sharper end on that plastic tube, but by the time his mom picked him up and brought him over there was no active bleeding so pretty simple if you ask me. wine popsicles, now you’re speaking my language. if only i could get away with saying it was grape flavored.

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dearjacobsamuel​:​

Can’t you just ask her to leave if she’s stressing her own kid out? Honestly, makes me a little thankful I spent the first few days in the hospital in NYC alone, Mom was hard enough to deal with after I was clearly going to make it.

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i could ask, but i highly doubt she’d listen. since it was in just one of the check-up rooms in the emergency room and not an actual surgical room, she was allowed to be back there. unfortunately. but you deserved your mom’s craziness. well, at least a little bit. you really freaked us out afterwards. so don’t do it again or you’ll see all the crazy i’ve learned from dealing with these moms. 

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leoclarington​:​

The popsicle idea actually sounds good.  I think some parents just panic; and there are probably different reasons for their panic, valid or not.  Headwounds always seem to bleed more than the wound usually indicates.  

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you think? maybe i could borrow one of those coolers for severed appendages that need to be reattached and just use it for popsicles instead. i know this, that’s why i didn’t chew the woman’s head off. like, also because i could lose my job but also because i get the panic, even if she was being a little too panicked. 

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elipucker​:

The amount of times I got stitches growing up and turned out just fine, parents gotta chill out. Can’t you kick them out? I’ve seen that happen all the time on those tv shows where parents are told to get outta the room. Kids aren’t fragile. 

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honestly. i mean i know i’m a nurse so i see much worse, but this kid’s injury wasn’t bad at all. as satisfying as it would be to kick her out and shut the door in her face, i don’t think i’m allowed to do that unless it’s past a point they can’t cross or they’re like physically disrupting the process. but a girl can dream. 

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clairestjames​:​

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I am seriously astounded by what you do everyday, Allie. I would have freaked the fuck out on some girlboss boy mom if that happened to me. The popsicle idea? Not bad though. Or don’t you all have those little lollipops? Maybe start handing those out to the parents.

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why thank you, saving the good people of lima one spawn of karen at a time. sometimes i really have to bite my tongue and like dissociate until they’re done. all i’m saying is if the hospital had one of those destruction rooms to let out some steam, it would be well loved. good point, if only we were allowed to coat them in some xanax. i’d love to see those results.