alligator in a vest

nat | math nerd & pun lover | she/her 🐬🌸🌿☀️🦋🌅💛🌷🥂

[lucyflawless]

question for fellow gays: who is your mario kart main?

mario

luigi

bowser

yoshi

toad

princess peach

donkey kong

waluigi

princess daisy

other (write in tags)

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[gingerreggg]

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Bell Curve

Voting ended onFeb 12, 2023

[thisplacewillgrow]

*spills vanilla extract in your inbox*

for the love of god please help me

help him

vanilla extract

Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

Hey, you want to see a glitched poll?

Yes

Obviously

Of course

Voting ended onFeb 11, 2023

[queercoded-disney-villain]

I’ve never been big into Huntlow but I am having brainworms about how they’re the only two characters to be called Half a Witch. Two halves of witches. Like. They complete each other ;0

[shitpostinguniverse]

[lesbinewren]

trying too hard to make your d&d character not a trope is a trope itself, so literally just do what you want. anyone at your table giving you shit for being “unoriginal”, especially if you’re new, shouldn’t be there.

every basic character concept has been done before in some way, but what you personally bring to the character will make them unique no matter what. make the character that appeals to you and roll with it

[itsdafinalbraincell]

Loid: We can't manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one bois

Yor: *cracks knuckles* Manslaughter it is

[eternalgirlscout]

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

[cosmicretreat]

This is my favorite Calvin and Hobbes gag.

[catchymemes]

[ldioticisland-deactivated202401]

hey. personality quiz right here right now. What did you do at recess. :)

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

@alligatorinavest made the fatal mistake of asking me what I was writing and questioning me when I answered: "my original universe." She did not know about my original world because it has been dormant in my head for a solid year and a half, the whole time we've been roommates. It decided to wake up out of the blue yesterday. She made the mistake of asking me about a work in progress SEVEN years in the making. That I built from the ground UP. That has lore about WHY THE SKY IS THE COLOR IT IS. That is probably on version EIGHT at this point. That just. Woke. Up.

She fucked up.

[alligatorinavest]

I accidentally woke writer liv, send help

[alligatorinavest]

I’m working on creating a new character for a DnD campaign I’ll be starting in the spring! Her name is Aivra and she’s a mischievous satyr bard

[conarcoin]

THE MINECRAFT END POEM IS OFFICIALLY PUBLIC DOMAIN!!

ALT

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and the universe said i love you, because you are love ❤️

[conarcoin]

i genuinely feel like this is one of the most instantly recognizable and iconic pieces of modern poetry, and that’s deserved, because it’s gorgeous. it’s one of those works where you can quote basically any line and it will be equally recognizable

[sandersstudies]

Anybody else have no idea how their personality is perceived by others? Like am I nice? Am I mean? I have no idea.

[sandersstudies]

When people tell me stuff about me I literally think about it nonstop for 3-5 business days.

[gingerreggg]

Asmr @pretend-i-made-a-joke dying on the floor