AllLuckNoLife

Some people get all the luck, some gotta live

[alllucknolife]

Fine Print

"Oh, hey, you the new farmhand? Don't worry, it's not painful, actually feels pretty good. You'll see. What, you didn't read that part of the contract?"

Always read the fine print, as they say.

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Feline Friday 2

"You missed a spot, let me get that for you, babe..."

"It's going to be covered in fur in a minute, anyway"

"Too bad, now hold still..."

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Inconvenient Timing

Your girlfriend was quickly losing her clothing and her ability to stand on 2 legs as she outgrew both. Hope you know how to ride bareback to get her home.

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New Kind of Shower Scene

"Water's warm--won't you help a dirty mare get clean?"

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Shake, Rattle, and Fuse

"Does it hurt? slurp No, feels a little weird though blort Oh, don't mind the tail, my venom hasn't come in... yet"

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Is It Obvious?

"Oh no, it's starting… Is it obvious? Do you think anyone's noticed?"

"Babe, you're cute, but you look like a mascot telling kids to drink more milk"

"Don't tease mooo!"

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Werehorse Wednesday 6

Your friend's mom had been acting differently around you lately.

Today, she seemed unable to hold it in any longer--she was going to show you the other side of her whether she wanted to or not.

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Feline Friday

It's Feline Friday, and your roommate certainly seems to be getting into the mood!

Perhaps you can throw a stuffed mouse or dangle a ribbon for her to pass the afternoon

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Werehorse Wednesday 5

"What are you crunch doing here? I thought everyone went home already... slurp Well, if you're going to stay crack I've got a bridle in my desk--take me for a ride when I'm done"

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TFTuesday of Yesteryear

Old photos, hidden away and forgotten until looking for something else, or images half-remembered from grainy VHS tapes you once saw…

-a girl becoming a horse, found in an old college "TF Zine" you'd forgotten you had

-perhaps a photo of your now wife becoming a snake, from a forgotten photoshoot from her attempted modeling career during college in Tokyo, 1998

-a rare copy of an urban legend of a photoshoot for a "men's magazine" in the 80s where the model lost control and let out her inner lioness in front of the crew

For fun, I decided to go back to some of my previous morphs and stylize them a bit, as if they were older images

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Memento

You found it buried in a box with your stepmom's mementos from her college days: a strange picture that seemed like it had to be fake, and yet...

You couldn't shake the feeling that it was very real.

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Real Natural

"You really think it's cute?"

"Babe, you look so cute becoming a cow!"

"O-Okay, um… how should I pose, like this?"

Your girlfriend was a natural in front of the camera--even while growing an udder.

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Experimental Medicine

They'd described the procedure as "revolutionary", but she'd mostly just felt weak and her mind was in a haze for days after it was finished. Once the full body cast came off, however, she found that it was just her body getting used to its new shape.

After a day of getting used to walking on four legs, the lead doctor stopped by for a regular check-in.

"So, how do you feel after your procedure?"

"Hm? Oh, never better!" she said, her eyes slightly glassy and distracted, but with a spark of excitement in them. "Healthy as a horse, like you promised!"

"Good, good; no complications? No pain or discomfort?"

"No, just... getting used to how it all feels, still..."

A recent collab with the talented RoscoTF on Deviantart/Bluesky!

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Dolphin Excursion

Your girlfriend had been disappointed when the cruise excursion to swim with dolphins had been canceled.

Seems she's found another way to get what she wanted, though.

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Werehorse Wednesday 4

"Listen, there's a lot weirder things you could have caught me doing"

"…than becoming a… horse? In the kitchen?"

"…okay maybe you got me, but hear me out…"

"…I'm listening?"

"I like it. It feels good. Please open the back door for me so I can graze in a minute."

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Gem Shop Find

Many others would have balked at the $70 price tag on the crystal necklace. But not Clara.

"Doesssn't it look good? It'sss ssso warm and... well, the tail isss niccce..."

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Romance Isn't Dead #5: Pet Names

"Hey! Who you calling 'dog breath'?"