[samlickereightyone]

[swurp]

smell that? that's browned butter, kid. you're out of your fuckin league.

[alkaline-noodles]

[allmight-pisskink]

if god did not want me to deep throat a pickle, god would not have made my jaw so unhingable

[mouvee]

i love that the batman (2022) is just an emo and a cat girl fighting a redditor, or as i like to call it: the average discord lobby

[sexonsale]

finding out bruce in The Batman is a zillenial caused me existential dread at first, but actually it's sooo funny. bruce wayne was on youtube watching bring me to life amvs of sasuke and shadow and going "they're just like me fr"

[digitronsurfers]

it was an accident

[fujitastatara]

[davemustaine]

[ourladyinshadow-deactivated2023]

i love when you hear a song and you're like “oh id absolutely stumble through the snow bleeding from a knife stuck in my gut to this”

[log6]

I think the counters at popular chain coffee shops I won't name should be replaced with a fully covered area where customers can't see the employees faces or what they're doing. I'm talking once ler levels of obfuscation. The counter should look like this

secondly, the whole enclosed area should constantly emit various steams and smokes like a horrible machine, and employees should be encouraged to make as much conspicuous noise as possible. I want customers to walk up to what is basically a steel wall on a steel counter, nervously place their order in a microphone, hand over their method of payment through a small door, have it returned, then the cashier slams shut the door, they hear an absolute cacophany for a minute and their drink and receipt are unceremoniously slid out the very same little door in the wall

[striders]

[gaycism]

wizard with an orb earring

[curioscurio]

i'll do it for sam

[curioscurio]

this is everyone in the tags

[thrashersasuke]

im fucking crying

[syrva]

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

[turing-tested]

self care is putting yourself to bed on a regular schedule because it’s the base treatment for mood disorders

there’s no twist or anything it’s just really really good for u to sleep at consistent times

[logarto]

meow btw. if you even care.