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[mmilhouse]

goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

[veryluckyclovers]

happy pride!!!!

[dogpuppy]

[egberts]

i'm aesop kusher and you just got fabled!

[striders]

two nights ago i requested to extend my saturday night shift to get overtime (on my grind, etc, etc) and the schedule system denied it. i get into work tonight and find out that someone in the back office went and MANUALLY APPROVED IT so. surprise overtime i guess!

[raptorgirlfeathers]

creature fact: you have just been bited

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[egberts]

ball is life

[teratotroublemaker]

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[striders]

dont remember posting these

[striders]

train video will help 👍

[feldfrog]

Mark Cuban: Your fly is down

Me: Good evening sharks. My invention is pants where that’s okay.

[striders]

it’s infuriating when the customer is wrong yes we all know this. however it’s probably 10000x worse when the customer is right, because what do you MEAN my coworker deleted 7 of your fucking accounts off of your profile when you just wanted to edit them and now I have to deal with it??? i can’t even be pissed that you’re being a bitch about it because i would be too!!! fuck!!!!

[lycanthology]

get high experience various snaacks

[louisegluckpdf]

[hylialeia]

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

[striders]

doubling my zoloft dose ladies lets get normallllllll

[64mpg]

me: 🧍🏽‍♂️

my nervous system: we are going to get in so much trouble seriously