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[julius-novachrono]

[sharkbutch]

comrade danny

[poetry-protest-pornography]

And this is why we love Danny DeVito

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[skeletonzimms]

*anything with a suspicious red splotch or streak on a white background *

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[hersheychocolateworld]

Hey, it’s Hershey. We already got our first exciting fan letter! Let’s see what it says

It’s from Forrest. Hi, Forrest! You suggested that we should delete our account on July 17th, 2021. 

Well Forrest, I have a suggestion for you. On July 17th, 2021, I suggest you start running. 

[dsmsix]

[doubleca5t]

Wait wait do you seriously have a mirror facing the foot of your bed? Aren't you scared that the mirror dimension you is going to crawl out of it in the middle of the night and kill you?

What kind of lives do you people lead?

[gaylorswift]

Wait.... you are gay? Why?

It started off as a 7 day free trial, but I forgot to cancel so here we are.

[shedidntevenswear]

[allamericansbitch]

I wanna be your first string, I wanna be your A team, I wanna be your endgame, endgame…

[brottagecore-deactivated2025101]

You'll never be bioluminescent

Okay this one hurt.

[mine-fxr-me-deactivated20180731]

Are you taken?

as a fucking joke, absolutely

[hvlthgxth-deactivated20241124]

I am building delicious soups from powerful broths you couldn't even comprehend.

[gothhabiba]

9 year-old girls making “potion” from rocks, sticks, and rainwater

[puffsaddy]

Are u single?

“single” is a word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. if you’re asking me if im lonely the answer is yes.

[borninthe80slovingtheladies]

Screaming

[neil-gaiman]

YOU WROTE CORALINE?????

Somebody had to.

[bitchpack]

a story of friendship, fame, and ultimately, love.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[biglawbear]

Studies showed that DARE literally increased drug use

[emperor-ing-deactivated20191108]

the idea of a clutch purse is nightmarish to me. the whole point of bags was so we could escape the torment of holding things. and now u gotta hold a bag.

[gahdamnpunk]

Apparently under socialism dogs get paid!

[yeezy2020-deactivated20170605]

[officialuscongress]

Me @ graduation