The Quest For A Cigarette

My name is Justyce. He/Him. Pretty boy doing pretty big things. 💊10.12.12💊💍02.29.16💍💉01.06.16💉

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rihanna invented the goths when she released Disturbia

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[winestainedlinen-archive-deacti]

This show is everything

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The best part of this which people often don’t realize is that Dwight was the one who took the family picture of them. So him seeing that picture is even more startling to him.

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[orangeis]

[just-shower-thoughts]

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

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Friend just posted a meme on facebook like “the cake is an alternative fact” and i havent laughed at a cake is a lie joke in at least five years but

[justanother-girl]

[cartooncoyote]

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

[ithelpstodream]

[m-steraquasgf-restinpeace]

okay but if you’re ever in london and you have the chance to see a shakespeare play performed at the globe theatre itself DO IT even if you don’t think you’d dig shakespeare

if you need convincing here are a few highlights from when my family and i went to see the official globe theatre production of a midsummer night’s dream:

they cast helena as a guy (helenus), first of all. they took a straight love square between two girls and two guys and made it a love square between a girl and three guys, only one of which was white. both sets of couples get happy endings and it’s fuckin adorable

it was reimagined with an indian setting

puck had a water pistol and kept shooting at the audience

historical accuracy?? who cares everyone’s gonna dress like a modern hipster teenager

bottom and his acting troupe sung bon jovi

oh yeah also the acting troupe were reimagined as globe theatre employees with delusions of acting skills

hermia and helenus sung single ladies by beyonce

innuendos. innuendoes everywhere

oberon walked onstage for the fight between oberon and titania drunk with a half-empty bottle of schweppes

lysander spent a significant length of time in the play wandering around in just boxers and a leather jacket

oberon made out with puck

demetrius dabbed

[mousedear]

its what shakespeare would have wanted

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[nuev0]

#beingacomputerprogrammingmajor : Testing out html scripts on Pokemon Go and finding out it actually works.

[morphimus]

Isn’t this a potential problem though? Can you run a malicious script in the namebox there? If so, they will most certainly have to fix that before they implement trading.

[nickelbackmidisonline-deactivat]

is it even possible to write a malicious script in html?

[timujina]

<hack>i’m in</hack>

[kiwi]

not knowing the name of a meme and having to describe it in google like a fucking animal