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[positiveautistic-deactivated202]

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Please keep going, I know you can do it

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[triprobellant-deactivated201709]

i wish dwarves were real just because the folk metal they would produce would be completely unfathomable

[sleepbby]

[mason-bees]

“Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won.” Is such a metal quote. But it’s from fucking. Warrior Cats.

[insomniac-arrest]

“The only true borders lie between day and night, between life and death, between hope and loss.” - these cats dealt with heavy shit man

[hotseok]

i’ve reached the point in life where i’m literally in tears of this this is the funniest fucking thing——

[mitski-miyawakis]

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

[twitblr]

Today is Dr. Phil’s 69th birthday

[santijpg-gone-deactivated202303]

happy birthday thottie

[tenmillionpoundsofsludge-deacti]

hazmat suit with “JUICY” bedazzled on the ass 

[rachelkatwalsh]

i am completely in love with the jenna and julien fam so i just had to draw their four furry children!! honestly why watch anything else on youtube when their videos exist 🐕

[prince-aziraphale]

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

[prince-aziraphale]

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

[anxietyproblem]

[loudkittencreator]

The sun’s sea

goes real deep

patreon

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A 392 year-old shark found in the Arctic. This guy was wandering the oceans back in 1627.

[biff-donderglutes]

dude u look like shit

[biff-donderglutes]

i hate that me being a dick to a shark is what went viral

[fuckdumbshit]

Cryptid that shoots you when you find out about it

[fuckdumbshit]

Glock ness monster

[kenisle]

gunfoot

[000000000000000000000664-blog]

[artofmaquenda]

“Ahaṃkāra”

Finished :D

[powerfulwizard]

high school teachers: if you don’t show up with a dress and full makeup or a fitted tuxedo to class everyday to college your professors will execute you

college professors: 

[celebrity-pharmacist]

I once had a professor SLAM a thermos down on his desk and say to us “there’s more pressure in my sinuses right now than there is at the bottom of the sea. This thing’s full of NyQuil. I’m going to drink it while I teach, and when your heads are replaced by swirling rainbows, I will cancel the rest of class.” The class ended up being 17 minutes long.

[writersarea]

Your professor was trying to fight God