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Okay I’ve seen aus with Jet going to the Boiling Rock after Ba Sing Se and aus where Zuko fights Azula and gets sent to the Boiling Rock, but, consider, both

They both get arrested and Zuko has to explain to Jet that yes, he’s a firebender, and yes he’s the prince of the fire nation, and yes he hunted the avatar across the whole world, but he’s totally good now and Jet has to process that he tried to recruit the literal fire prince into his gang

Zuko gets thrown into the cooler very regularly, almost as much as Jet gets put in solitary, because they rarely last more than ten minutes in the same room before Jet tries to start a brawl. After a while he’s not even angry, it’s just kinda boring in prison and Zuko fights good

Suki recognises Zuko immediately, but after she hears why he’s in prison and watches Jet almost throw him off a ledge several times, she decides to forgive him

Thus starts the weirdest friendship trio ever

They actually work really well together, because Suki supplies the group brain cell, Jet gives them terrible ideas, and Zuko carries them out

The other prisoners and some of the guards quickly recognise that the three most dangerous inmates are teenagers, and now that they’re working together, all they can do is pray. They all end up teaching each other fighting forms they know, and Suki discovers Zuko is a total avatar nerd and thinks Kyoshi was the best avatar since Wan (she approves of his assessment)

Suki plays the ‘you burned down my village’ card exactly once. Jet uses ‘you burned down Suki’s village’ almost daily to get Zuko to do things

Sokka arrives looking for his dad and spots Suki in the yard distracting a guard while Jet keeps watch and Zuko steals his keys. He thinks they’re actually planning a break out, but no, Jet just wanted to fuck with the guards and see if Zuko could melt metal

(They’ve tried escaping, but Suki usually stops them because Jet suggests tying all their blankets together, stealing a messenger hawk and training it to tie the rope to a rock across the boiling lake and climbing across that. Zuko, who has never had a plan beyond ‘break into the maximum security stronghold and go from there’, is 100% on board)

When Hakoda arrives and the other inmates warn him not to piss off the three teenage prisoners, he thinks they’re joking. They’re not. He reevaluates when he sees Jet start a riot in less than ten seconds, Suki kidnap the warden, and Zuko break the gondola lever and jump across a boiling lake

Sokka comes back from his fishing trip with four missing people and no fish

Bonus: Suki: “this is my boyfriend Sokka and his boyfriend Zuko and his boyfriend Jet”

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adora: so do you have a crush on any of the guys here catra

catra: no i’m a lesbian

adora: oh i get it!

catra: finally

adora: you’re from that one island in greece

catra:

adora: what does that have to do with you liking boys from our school though

likeshe-raorleave

Adora: Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Catra: Are you implying that I’m Lucifer?

Adora: No, I-

Catra: That’s the best compliment you’ve ever given me, thank you!

catgirlsincorp

Head canon: I feel like adora used to show signs of not being like "human" or show signs of being She-ra long before she left the horde here's what I mean...

•I don't think she got acne and/or I think she'd be pretty dense about puberty because it wasn't like crazy painful for her or emotional because she healed so much faster then the rest of her squad. Leading to my next thing.

•she is very reckless as shera and as adora and it scares everyone else... but adora's probably used to having bruises and cuts heal 2x faster then normal people.

•She probably never noticed it, until she had to help catra with first aid whenever catra got into fights or got like punished,

• I think that she'd self consciously heal catra without even knowing and catra probably thought adora was just really good at first aid. When they were really really young catra probably thought adora's good vibes made it heal quicker like kissing a "booboo" type shit 💀.

• I also think that her eyes would glow when she was emotional in a positive way, (only a little though) and catra would be the only one who noticed... Catra probably thought her mind was playing tricks on her.

And yeah those are some things I think we're already a thing before she found to sword... After all she did say there was a part of her she never understood 🤷🏻‍♀️

heartofetheria-archive

Catra: I’m a lesbian

Adora, who never told Catra about her origins: oh wow…you’re ALSO not Etherian??? I can’t believe we’re both aliens, that’s so wild-

Catra, crying because she just wants Adora to admit she likes girls: you’re a WHAT?

dallasurr

have a shitpost based on this text post

star-anise

Don’t get your sex ed from fanfiction!

Get it from

Scarleteen

ruffboi-mags

Not even joking, y'all, Scarleteen is an amazing resource that deserves attention and (if you've got the cash for it) donations so they can keep providing thorough education about sex, consent, relationships, etc to folks of all ages who need it.

mycroftrh

@sage-derby Yes!!!

Here’s a rundown of their general policy, from literally the first article I clicked on just now:

As you might be getting from that, they’re pretty intersex inclusive, too. Here’s a sample of something that’s a little more directly about sex-specific stuff in case you’re thinking “well but they said that was just about pleasure tho”:

They have a lot of sections on their site, but number two is Gender:

“That’s probably just like hetero gender dynamics stuff tho...” Nay nay! Here’s a few of the articles from the first page of their “Gender” section:

Scarleteen was a huge help to me as a trans person. They have a live chat that has sex-ed type folks giving real-time answers, and even just the staff+volunteers who happened to be attending to the live chat were able to help me with weird niche trans problems - a decade ago, when trans people, it seemed, damn near didn’t exist. They are EFFING AWESOME and want to help you!!!!

helpimobsessedwithpercyjackson

Percy Jackson in The Lightening Thief:

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If the demigod squad got summer jobs:

Piper works retail. Whenever a customer comes in and starts giving them a hard time she always takes them. The other workers don’t understand how she calms them down so easily. The store tries to get her to model some of their clothes but she refuses.

Percy’s a waiter, his restaurant is in the same center as Piper’s store and the library. He almost gets fired once because someone swore they saw him stab someone behind the restaurant (“Percy what the hell?” “it’s not my fault Dracanae like cheeseburgers!”) but Hazel comes in to work some Mist magic and it’s forgotten. Plus he’s really great with the customers and he’s very protective of the younger waiters (even though there’s not a huge age difference).

Annabeth’s at a library information desk. Every day her coworkers see her holding a book in some language they don’t understand, they assume she’s pretending to read it for attention. They’d think she was some loser with no friends except for the fact that every day during lunch she gets picked up by some really hot guy and this girl who they’re pretty sure is the daughter of a famous actor

Jason’s a camp counselor. He’s the one all the little kids gravitate to because he listens to everything they say and acts like it’s the most important thing in the world to him. He doesn’t talk about himself at all and once his fellow camp counselors googled him and they were so confused by the results they never asked about it.

Reyna teaches a fencing class. It’s mostly smaller boys and she loves teaching little kids. She’s their god. Once Jason brings his kids there on a field trip and they get into a match for demonstration, leaving everyone really confused by how well their counselor knows how to fence.

Hazel’s at a jewelry store in a mall. She makes sure the gems people return are authentic, her boss doesn’t understand why a teenager is so good at it but she’s never been wrong so he’s not going to complain. She wanted to find a job with horses but she couldn’t find one inside the city, so she stuck with something easy for her.

Frank works at the ice cream place in the same mall as Hazel. He claims it’s helping him practice ✨self control✨. That doesn’t stop him from telling everyone who walks in that he’s lactose intolerant.

Will’s an intern at a hospital. He mostly gets coffee and lunch for everone, but he loves it. He impresses everyone by how much he knows but makes it kinda awkward when he accidentally mentions the time he delivered a baby in a war zone and gets hit with a ton of questions

Leo doesn’t really want to work that hard, he’d rather work on his own projects, so he gets a job as a mechanic. They don’t usually hire teenagers but they let him try it out because during the interview he managed to make a miniature working car from the scraps in his pocket. He’s so fast that his hours are super short and they let him go in the back and work on his own stuff.

Nico works at McDonald’s. Percy put him up to it. If any costumer tries anything he just stares them down until they back off. He’s actually a super hard worker and everyone really likes him. He ends up working there year-round because he loves the routine so much

For lunch, Piper meets Percy at his restaurant, they get any available food and they go get Annabeth from the library. Jason eats lunch with his kids usually, but if he can he’ll go meet Reyna. Hazel and Frank have fun trying out all the different food kiosks at the mall. Will packs lunch for himself and Nico and they eat outside of the hospital (Nico won’t go in, the sense of death is too strong). Leo usually forgets to eat, but if he happens to notice it’s his lunch break he’ll either find Jason or meet up with Piper, Percy, and Annabeth.

To go home Percy picks up Piper and Annabeth then drives around New York picking everyone up. They spend the most time sitting outside the mechanic and the hospital waiting for Leo and Will, who always get caught up in something right before they leave and forget the time.

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Will: you look cute today.

Nico: that’s gay

Will:

Will: that’s.. that’s the point

artsybookworms

I just saw an AU where your soulmate’s name is inked on one wrist and your enemy’s name is inked on another and I’m LOSING MY MIND imagining this in the PJO Universe!!

Annabeth grows up with Percy and Luke’s names on her wrists. Obviously, she thinks it means that Luke is her soulmate, so when she meets Percy in TLT she’s not even surprised because OF COURSE a son of Poseidon would be her enemy. But then as the series progresses, she starts to question things. Like why is Percy so freaking genuine? Sure he can be standoffish and grouchy at times, but when it comes down to it he will stand by his friends at any cost. And he’s compassionate towards people who really haven’t earned his kindness, like when he let Clarisse return to camp with the Golden Fleece. He’s even kind of nice to be around sometimes, although she’d rather die than admit that. Is he really her enemy? But if he isn’t, that would mean Luke... no. That can’t be right. Just because Luke’s been acting strange lately doesn’t mean anything. If anyone knows him, it’s her... right? By TLO, Annabeth finally admits she needs to stop lying to herself. She can’t hate Percy. In fact, she might love him. She has to face the reality that she’s been reading the names on her wrist wrong her entire life. Luke, the boy she thought she loved, has become someone she no longer recognizes, and Percy, who she wanted so desperately to hate, has become her closest friend, maybe even something more. She finally admits this aloud when she tells Luke, “There was a time I thought... well, I thought... You were like a brother to me, Luke, but I didn’t love you.”

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for the love of god please start downloading your fanfics. People keep complaining that there isn’t an app for Ao3 YOU DON’T NEED AN APP. Here’s what you do:

go to Ao3 and find the fic you want to read

click (or tap) entire work at the top of the screen

click download. a list of options will come up.

I recommend epub if you’re on an iphone. if you’re not, i recommend downloading the kindle app (for free!) and choosing the pdf option. (you don’t need the kindle app, but you can convert the pdf to kindle format for easier reading! if you don’t want to download the app, you can still read it under the “files” app.

it now splits into phone or computer.

FOR IPHONE (i don’t have an android so idk how it works there i’m sorry)

FOR EPUB: click the “open in” button at the bottom of the screen. it will show a list of options. “books” is what you want to tap. if it’s not there, scroll to the right and click “more,” then tap “books.”

FOR PDF: same thing, click “open in,” then “kindle” or “files.”

WAIT. you HAVE to wait until the fic opens in your app (ie you see the the actual words of the story) to close the app, otherwise IT WILL NOT SAVE TO YOUR PHONE.

FOR COMPUTER:

click the download at the bottom of the window.

WAIT until the book fully opens for you to close out of the app. if you close too early, it will not save.

that’s it! If you have any questions lmk, but otherwise happy fic reading!

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Yesterday my sister and I were talking about Greek mythology and we were wondering where Pegasus came from and so we looked it up and apparently it was Poseidon and Medusa’s kid. Oh yeah and when it was born IT ERUPTED FROM MEDUSAS BODY AFTER PERSEUS CUT HER HEAD OFF. And I have a few thoughts about this

Not only did Perseus straight up murder a lady who was just minding her business in a cave, he murdered a PREAGNANT lady who was just minding her business in a cave. Talk about turning a real dick move into a REAL dick move.

Imagine how fucked up Perseus was after seeing that. He problably shit his toga. Imagine cutting a person’s head off and suddenly an ENTIRE HORSE pops out of her bleeding neck. That’s fucking terrifying.

daylightwhispers

Fanonly Annabeth is an asshole and Percy is the sweetheart. Canonly, it is the exact opposite. Percy is uncommunicative, quick to anger, and can be standoffish. Not that Annabeth isn’t also standoffish at times, but we see her make an effort to connect with people, especially if they seem lonely. We see her open up to Reyna and become vulnerable with her into 30 minutes of knowing her. We see her make an effort to connect with each of the seven. Leo in MOA said that he really appreciated Annabeth because she would actively work to include him in conversations and would seek out his opinion. Frank trusted her most to help him out of an embarrassing situation because he knew she wasn’t (out of everyone) going to judge him. She gained Piper’s trust instantly and Jason and Hazel’s respect. She truly was the leader of the entire seven. Nico, too, said that Annabeth always worked to make him feel welcome, which is why despite being jealous of her, he said he could never hate her. Percy however, only stuck to who he knew (which is probably a part of his fatal flaw). He only really interacted with Annabeth, Hazel, and Frank because he knew them the best. But, even with Frank and Hazel, he was opposed to going on the Argo side quests without Annabeth, as in MOA he talked about the uneasiness he feels when Annabeth isn’t around to guard his back. She seems to be the only person he truly trusts on that ship. Percy mentions that he immediately doesn’t trust Jason after he met him and after Leo blew up New Rome he didn’t trust him as well. Piper, he said, seemed nice but he didn’t ever really talk to her either. Instead of actively working on strengthening bonds with Jason, Piper, and Leo, he distances himself from them instead and is only seen interacting with them when he had to. By BoO he had warmed up to them more, but it definitely took a while. So I don’t get why Annabeth is viewed as the unfriendly or cold one in their relationship despite all of the contexts in the books directly stating otherwise.

bluedietcoke

annabeth chase headcanons

all the younger campers go to her for advice on everything. sword fighting, archery, relationships.

she has pictures of her and her friends ALL over her bunk.

she gets teased by percy and piper for her having pictures with them the most.

the girl is REALLY good at hair. she’s the daughter of minerva, she can weave and braid extremely well.

she braids hazel and rachel’s hair, and in return, they teach her how to maintain her curls.

whenever reyna comes to visit, they spend the day together training non-stop.

thalia comes to camp occasionally and takes her out for burgers with percy and nico while the four of them reminisce old days.

nico teaches annabeth how to play mythomagic and he improves her chess skills.

percy and will like to stand in the background and mock them, but they’re really just admiring their partners.

annabeth spends a lot of time with leo. they work together in bunker 9, and listen to each other’s stories about their past.

some days, she’ll get so caught up in work, leo will come and bring her food and stays until she finishes it all.

jason accompanies annabeth on runs every morning. after, they both train in the arena while percy and piper sleep in.

frank goes to annabeth for advice the most. he trusts her and listens to every single word she says.

sometimes when annabeth can’t sleep, she rings the west coast and frank picks up every time, no matter how late it is.

piper and her pick strawberries in the fields monthly because who doesn’t love two hot girls picking fruit together

everyone thinks they’re dating, but they’re not. annabeth will sit under a tree and read while piper lays in her lap and picks dandelions in the grass.

she cannot cook to save her life.

she ran away at 7, and grew up away from society in a camp where food is provided. she can’t cook. even thought she tries really hard

percy, however, can.

he shows her how to make the simplest things while sally sits and smiles at them.

she is AMAZING with children.

estelle looks up to her the most, since annabeth likes to spoil her future sister in law

annabeth keeps a small box of memorabilia of her fallen friends that she keeps hidden away under her bed.

inside, there’s silena’s hairbrush, one of beckendorf’s weapons he made in the forge, and a small photo of her and luke when they were younger.

sadie comes to manhattan just for annabeth and the two will spend the day together.

annabeth thinks of the little blonde girl as a younger sister and sadie admires annabeth as the older sister she never had, though neither of them admit it.

magnus comes and takes annabeth out for falafel. she meets samirah and they instantly become friends.

fierrochase and percabeth double dates weekly.