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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Semifinals (2/3)

Gomez Addams (The Addams Family)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)

Voting ended onJul 13

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

@gooseworx I know you’re probably not going to see this, but thank you. The Last Act was incredible, and I really appreciated all the hard work you and your team put into it. The bus stop shot at the end? Absolutely beautiful.

#the amazing digital circus #the last act

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happy marx beam monday.

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spraying my followers with my marx beam on this fine marx beam monday

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my 2026 mermay collection :)

New commission art for my fanfic!

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honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

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my xkit makes it the old format so

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pocahontas was the worst

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Reminder that real life Pocahontas married Kocoum in 1610, but she was kidnapped by the English in 1613, held prisoner for a year, forced to convert to Christianity, and, in 1614, while still a captive and the wife of Kocoum, was married to John Rolfe, who asked Governor Thomas Dale if he could marry her “for the good of this plantation, for the honour of our country, for the glory of God, for my own salvation, and for the converting to the true knowledge of God and Jesus Christ, an unbelieving creature, Pokahuntas[.]”

Knowing that, it makes the above scene (and Disney killing Kocoum as well) rather distasteful.

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Her name was Matoaka and she is considered our first missing and murdered indigenous woman (MMIW)

Many tales have been told about Pocahontas, but not all of them are true.

By the time 27-year-old Smith and the rest of the English colonists arrived on Native American lands in 1607, Pocahontas was probably around 10 years old

Despite Smith embellishing the idea of a romance between them in order to sell books that he’d later author, they were never involved.

With tensions rising between the Powhatan and the English, rumors spread that Pocahontas was a prime target for kidnapping. Hoping to prevent future attacks by Native Americans, English Captain Samuel Argall made those rumors a reality

While captive in Jamestown, Pocahontas was raped by possibly more than one colonist — an act that was incomprehensible to Native Americans.

The story of Pocahontas marrying tobacco planter Rolfe for love is highly unlikely, especially considering Rolfe was under great financial pressure to somehow forge an alliance with the Powhatan to learn their secret tobacco curing techniques

In the end, he decided the best way to win over the Powhatan was to marry Pocahontas, who all the while was being forced to wear English clothes, convert to Christianity and adopt the name Rebecca.

She suddenly fell ill and died after dining with Rolfe and Argall, the man who kidnapped her. The tribesmen who accompanied Pocahontas on the trip believed she was poisoned.

At the time of her death, Pocahontas was around 21 years of age. She was buried in Gravesend, England at Saint George’s Church on March 21, 1617. The location of her remains is unknown.

and then what?

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