Let's Chimp this Ride

30/NY he/him a poli sci grad full of bad opinions and worse posts

[paperandpencilsandskips]

How would history change if John f Kennedy was killed by registeel

[psychomaniac14]

well first off, pokemon would be real

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Only registeel would be real in this hypothetical

[tatzelwurming]

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

[tatzelwurming]

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

[tatzelwurming]

econony is fucked as hell so i’m going to try a bunch of gas station boner pills and start a class action lawsuit against which ever one hurts me the most badly

[yiffmaster]

did X, the Everything App, just call me a whore?

[yiffmaster]

LMAO

[yiffmaster]

did X, the Everything App, just call me a whore?

[yiffmaster]

It really sucks that the car, the automobile, isn't a symbol of personal freedom these days. I do like the image of long road trips into the mountains, etc etc. But "car" now always conjures images of suburban hell and raging in traffic

[shamebats]

My child, who spends their entire life being transfered from home to car to school and back, and is not allowed to leave the house or talk to anyone and can only in their wildest dreams imagine a life free from constant surveillance, is very sad. Obviously they're dumb and lazy, like all kids these days.

[whineandcheese24]

kind of a tangent but i recently went to a bowling alley with my friend i'm 19 he's 18 and the woman at the door didn't want to let us in because there was a sign saying under-18s needed adult supervision. everything got cleared up and we were able to go bowl, but i'm still so mad about the fact that kids need adult supervision to go to a bowling alley and arcade. like okay maybe young kids should have supervision but what do you mean middle and high schoolers need to hold mommy's hand while they play video games. kids aren't just addicted to their phones because phones are addicting, we're addicted to our phones because there's nothing else to fucking do

[shamebats]

I'm sure banning kids from online spaces while simultaneously not ensuring that they have access to offline spaces to socialize in (without having to rely on their parents who already don't have time for them) will help them feel better & less alienated from society.

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

As I said, one-and-three-quarter years ago:

If you're going to take away kids' smartphones, then give them back the streets.

[yiffmaster]

This screenshot seems unrelated but I hope ppl can see the connection

It's really not just the phones, or ipads. Parents are stunting the independent development of their kids from such a young age now. I grew up when "helicopter parenting" and "tiger moms" were in the lexicon, but it's gone so much farther

[evilwizard]

Dude. DUDE. HUMPTY DUMPTY JUST FELL. YOU NEED TO SEE THIS ALL THE KINGS MEN ARE THERE TRYING TO GET HIM BACK TOGETHER. THIS IS SO FUCKED DUDE. IM SO SCARED. HE'S DEAD

🖐️ stand aside. only the court necromancer can save him now. we must pray his body isn’t too broken…

[evilwizard]

WTF are the horses doing

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't fucking know i tried my best but i think we made it worse with our big hooves

[evilwizard]

WHY WERE YOU INVOLVED AT ALL ??

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

i don't knowwww *kicks in frustration and hits humpty dumpty again* fuckkkkkkk

[evilwizard]

STOP

[yiffmaster]

[anjdraws]

undyne smart weed

[horbse]

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[auberylis]

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[horsefigureoftheday]

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[fabledgalaxies]

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[the-arcade-doctor]

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[circus-mcgurkus]

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[horsefigureoftheday]

[yiffmaster]

NY is celebrating the Knicks reaching the finals like they won it 😭

[dreamingnemleria]

[yiffmaster]

but then I saw her based

[yiffmaster]

but then I saw her, based

[yiffmaster]

but then I saw her based

[yiffmaster]

I think I need to curate my social media better, I think seeing young romance ship content is bad for me in the same way travel influencers are bad for normies