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I'm Jaylen and Nintendo owns my ass.

[phantasmals-leaving-deactivated]

Okay. Okay queen

[idknewname1]

*kisses u* teehee *spreads my disease to you*

[aletheius]

GUARD!! NATIONAL GUARD!!! THE WHORE IS BREAKING CURFEW!!!

[goldrubyproduction]

we really had no idea huh

[tsotea-deactivated20210727]

the Raymond hype is incredibly hilarious because people who know the incredibly huge (and even wholesome at times) discord for animal crossing know that Raymond has always been a special case for everything involving trading for him. in a particular case, he, out of 400+ villagers have a rule catered to him because of the chaos it wroughts to put him up for free

And you can get insta banned for failing even ONE of these steps

he’s for sale on eBay and apparently there’s rumors of faked/hacked Raymonds with inaccurate rooms that can brick your game going for $20, and even listed ones hitting an upwards of $1,000

what even gets me is the last listing here says “amiibo” when there isn’t an amiibo for him

things Raymond has also been on sale for and I’ve seen is:

>400 nook mile tickets. yes. 400. Sometimes 800.

>100 golden crowns (yes, the one that’s 1,000,000+ bells)

>150 MILLION bells, you can’t even carry that on your person. doing the math I’m pretty sure you have to go on and off someone’s island over 20 times

>40 pagodas, many, many, lucky cats

>and again, legitimate money for possibly hacked Raymonds

this one business “sexyman” cat you can get for free in a game supposed to be for wholesome interaction with animals has exposed the hubris of human greed in under 2 months and I am living to watch it down

[foulserpent]

none of your videogame faves are heterosexual or cisgender. theyre actually having gay sex whenever your straight player character leaves the area .its coded into the game you just cant see it. in all games

[internationalspacehobo]

Actually I hacked into Oblivion and it’s right there

[brbjellyfishing]

[secret-aardvark]

The corporate version of “hey OP what the FUCK does this mean”

[bluekomadori]

:)

[themateriodictable]

imagine a kid named sephiroth getting retroactive dignity

[yourocdoeswhat]

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

[yourocdoeswhat]

I know I made this post but #mood

[ratchetmessreturns]

[grimeclown]

Ok i think ive finally had enough of this normie shit. See you dweebs later

[maxknightley]

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

I know “slut/slutet” just means “end” in swedish but I literally don’t know how I’m supposed to compose myself looking at these images

[wellthatsjustamess]

https://youtu.be/j-mciLO6sa0

[whimsyprinx]

Sir that’s my emotion support bad anime I hyperfixated on as a young lgbt youth in middle school

[moveslikekeithrichards]

my mom is so mad shes like “why does your brother post such dumbass memes” jhgfghgfdsdfghj

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this is what she was mad about

[wet-monsoon]

what is the worst trope and why is it “character walks by a doorway and overhears other character say Bad Thing completely out of context, then walks away before they hear that the rest of the thing wasn’t actually bad”

[hungwy]

unfollowing because you like birch wood

You are a plastic bag that fell into a zoo enclosure and I’m a tiger that needs enrichment

[cavernrabbit]