there used to be words here but i didn't feed them

hi. Allison, 21.

[hazelpalee-deactivated20200531]

[writing-prompt-s]

“In a game with no consequences, why are you still playing the ‘Good’ side?”

[speedbeemoved-deactivated202007]

Because being mean makes me feel bad.

[gifak-net]

[thebelchers]

[anxietyvsreality]

I almost died laughing.

[boggletheowl]

Boggle’s ideas are not always terribly sophisticated. But I’ll back this one.

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

I block people who have the same icon as me

[shacklefunk-deactivated20220623]

update: attempted to block myself

[starry-river-serval]

[damnfunnylol]

As an australian, this is all I know about american geography

[asianfaceguy]

You went around Texas

[allyallyoxenfree]

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she's hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that's a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of "multiculturalism" to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[cracked]

11 Self-Defense Techniques (That Even A Child Could Use)

[xxxkyrareaperxxx-deactivated201]

These are great! These are all really useful methods of defending yourself and I actually learned most of these in my Krav Maga classes. 

I would have to go up against people (usually guys) twice my size and could easily overpower me, but these tricks DO work and they don’t require a lot of strength.

[weird-biscuits]

Reblog to save a life

[sleepyclover-blog]

I eat romantic shit up. If I were asked to just sit on a roof and look at the stars id probably internally combust

[partlysmith]

the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that’s what we want and they’re just trying their best

[iheartgot]

[lydiabennett]

amber heard has done literally every single thing that everyone has insisted an abused woman should do –

she has photographic evidence

she has video evidence

she has two witnesses to the assault, one who tried to separate them and another who heard it begin and was begged to call 911

she has multiple witnesses in depp’s security team

she called the police

she filed for a restraining order, which was granted to her, meaning that a united states judge found her evidence convincing enough to believe that she was in danger

she filed for divorce

and news reports are still acting as though there is no way that amber heard could be telling the truth

[slish-deactivated20170211]

things better than 50 shades of grey 

[frostychica]

[nacho-fries]

I can’t even go to a goddamn potluck without having to thank some space fairy for the broccoli casserole.

Liberal Redneck (via amrenminyard)