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@lifeiscarnage
it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means
You know, that’s fair
[id 1: a screenshot of the folgers incest commercial
id 2: the tumblr “This reblog was flagged as explicit” banner
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prayer circle for the person using a screen reader and has to hear the words “folgers incest commercial” out loud
For scientific study reasons how many bats have you removed from your house. Like the animal, not the wooden thing
One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six or more
At least one every year
I never counted. I’m not really much of a math guy
Sat on the couch and screamed while someone else removed the bat
None (I will be surprised if anyone chooses this option)
Do reblog if you answer, I need a large test group. 
How the hell are y’all NOT getting bats?!?? I mean, I live in a medium sized city, not in the woods or anything and these are just the ones I have pictures of, like damn. How tf? I get like, 2-3 bats a year and that’s just the adults.
Op lives in Gotham
Something I love about Tumblr is having over a thousand followers and yet absolutely zero activity when I make a post. Thank you everybody for ignoring me 🙏🙏 allow my sillyness to slip into the silent succulent dark
That’s a good work perk.
I love this generation. I hope we all die.
just here to add that tumblr user @earthnation started all this with this thrussy post in 2017 which influenced the one thicc bih meme cited in the paper in the second screenshot so say your thanks to an icon!
i think the muppets should preform the passion of the christ but as theyre nailing muppet jesus to the cross it makes squeaky toy noises and theyre using rubber mallets
How I feel everytime I have to be a customer
𝔣𝔞𝔦𝔯𝔶 𝔠𝔞𝔱𝔰 <3
Life after finals. Odd, but sweet. | Oxford, United Kingdom
A story in four parts:
Yeah turns out that pizza box? Well turns out the Romanian police were waiting to raid Tates apartment, but they needed proof that he was in the country. That's a pizza brand unique to Romania.
Imagine getting dunked on so hard you get raided on suspicion of human trafficking.
my life really did improve when i decided to just constantly, casually compliment my friends and family. i cannot recommend it more. it makes everything better. you look incredible in that shirt, you're one of the funniest people i know, you're wearing the hell out of that dress, you're so sexy wtf, you're so talented, i love talking to you, you're so fun to be around, you're so kind, that haircut is amazing, i love you, i love you, i love you
This sounds like bullshit when you're deep in throes of depression and burnout and all that. But it is a real technique and it really works.
By teaching yourself to always find a compliment first when you look at others, it becomes easier to loom for the 'good' or the 'potential' in everything else.
Including yourself, if self loathing is something you struggle with.
Practicing kindness to others makes kindness to yourself easier.
Practicing kindness
to others makes kindness to
yourself easier.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
he has the looks of a depressed english professor and the soul of a whore.
if i was the joker id just get a restraining order on batman and superman whataere they gonna do? break the law? then theyre no better than me, a cold blooded murderer. and this would 100% work, because superheroe movies have the shittiest takes on ethics since fucking kant
Thehouseupstairs
wait americans can just. buy massive bottles of ibuprofen what the fuck
ONE THOUSAND TABLETS. ONE THOUSAND OF THEM??? im jealous we only get like 16
when you’re on here like ‘mmm yummy five ibuprofen make headache go away’ you’re not struggling with little packets you’re just straight chugging that shit what the fuck
