Ugh

[mariodaymiller]

[the10dollarfoundingfather]

John: Thanks, Alex. You're the best

Alexander: No problem, anytime

*Alexander and John hug*

Lafayette: *watching from afar behind a bush with binoculars* Now....kiss

[saitessa]

Laurens: I like this guy, and I’ve been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for a few months now. No response.

Hamilton: Wow. He sounds stupid.

Laurens: But he’s not. He’s really smart actually… he’s just dense.

Hamilton: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Just go right out and tell him, “Hey! I love you!”

Laurens: I guess you’re right. Hey Alex, I love you.

Hamilton: See! Just like that!

Laurens: Holy fucking shit.

Hamilton: If that flies over his head then I’m sorry John, he’s just too dumb for you.

Laurens: Alex.

[the10dollarfoundingfather]

Washington: *pats John and Alexander on the back*

Washington: Good job, gays!

John: *nervously laughing* You meant gu-

Washington: Did I fucking stutter

[notafunkiller-deactivated202605]

Just picture Aaron Warner, Adrian Ivashkov, Will and Jace Herondale, Julian Blackthorn, Maven Calore, Rhysand, Damon Salvatore, Klaus Mikaelson, The Darkling, Kaz Brekker and Cardan Greenbriar at the same table.

+ Sebastian Morgenstern in the corner of the room, trying to find a way to “burn down the world” before them… just saying.

[mysweetvillain]

A Cardan (sighhhhhh) and Jude  excerpt from The Wicked King!

Reblog with your reaction!

[pipedreamx-deactivated20230702]

The best twist in The Cruel Prince was finding out that Cardan wasn’t actually an evil formidable psycho but was in fact just a sad drunk loser with a crush he couldn’t handle

[rosiethorns88]

Faerie got your tail. The QON prologue killin’ me over here.

[rosiethorns88]

Friendly Reminder: Cardan is a bookworm. And he’s a mortal fable fanboy. Jude finding Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland in Cardan’s room was one of my favorite unsolved conundrums about him in the first book. Jude questioned its unusual appearance in his room, but got too distracted to look more into it. But there is definitely something about mortals that interests him. He makes another reference to a mortal fable, the Ant and the Grasshopper, in The Wicked King. I’m curious if he used these stories as a means to escape his reality in Faerie. He’s made it clear on several occasions that he’d prefer to be secluded from the court, whether by distance or drink. - I’ve used this as a sketch break between projects for the longest time, but finally polished it up last night. I’ve had many ask why I don’t draw Cardan’s tail, and that’s because it’s hinted quite often that he’s either ashamed or embarrassed by it. It’s the subject of gossip and Jude’s curiosity, so I keep it hidden when he’s in a public setting (which most of my drawings / crafts of him are - excluding baby Cardan). So here. Have a tail. 🧡

[maraudingmaraudeers]

Sooo I saw Holly Black at the King & Queen tour and I asked her if we’d ever see Cardan in the mortal world and she said yes, definitely

[judejudejudejudejudejudejudejude]

Cardan’s toast after Jude made him king: “And to Jude, who gave me a gift tonight. One that I plan to repay in kind.”

This reads at first like a vow of revenge, but considering that the “gift” she gave him is the crown, Cardan literally repaid it in kind. 

Holly Black is the goddess of foreshadowing. 

[telekinetic-blue]

Cardan, tired and desperate: “Jude please,I need you to come back.”

Jude, in the Mortal World, sipping a martini in a Hawaiian shirt, wearing shades and listening to Killer Queen: “Oh?”

[daddycardan]

Madoc: Jude is at that special age when a girl only has one thing on her mind.

Oriana, smiling: Boys?

Jude, smiling back: Slaughter.

[stardustsroses]

Some of you never had to exile your mortal wife, lie to her and pretend not to love her more than the very air you breathe just so you could protect her from untold dangers approaching your kingdom and it shows

[larabk-deactivated20221218]

My brain: hey I’d love some new, intellectually stimulating literature, maybe a classic novel or a biography of some sort

Me: A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J Maas

My brain: please… I need to grow… I need exercise to be healthy…

Me: A Court :) of Mist :) and Fury :)

[godzilla-reads]

The oldest and strongest emotion of mankind is fear, and the oldest and strongest kind of fear is fear of the unknown.

[uselessatheart]

“And the rest is rust and stardust.”

— Vladimir Nabokov, Lolita