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Geralt and Dandelion you will always be famous
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"The Edge of the World" Drawn for a special edition commissioned by the AST publishing house.
jaskier/geralt mountain breakup amv set to fairytale gone bad by sunrise avenue
okay this was actually adorable
jaskier and yenn having their bonding moment!ā¤ļøš
soft aide of cruel witcher ā¤ļø
can't stop laughing about that post that said Geralt would love ibuprophen bc yes. i think there are a lot of fantasy characters who wouldn't take pain meds from our world bc they simply would be like "i don't see the need" but geralt would be that guy who asks you to hand him some ibuprophen from your purse and you'd get out 2 and he'd say, "oh I usually take 6" and you'd say "how?? long have you been taking 6 ibuprophen at a time???" and he'd be like "i don't know, always? does it matter?" and suddenly all his recent acute GI symptoms would start making sense but also it could be unrelated because honestly what data would you have on how witcher bodies are affected by NSAIDs? you hand him 6 and hope for the best.
probable: ibuprohen would do nothing to a witcher body whatsoever considering they can take so many weird potions and elixirs
possible & funnier: witcher bodies are painstakingly designed and altered to take those potions and elixirsānot NSAIDs. geralt is playing a dangerous game against stomach ulcers.
edit that makes me realize i've been spelling ibuprofen wrong my entire life
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Little witcher Geralt is so dear to me. He frew up
my favourite thing about the Witcher series (books) is that Geralt tries to be so stoic but the minute someone gets monster info wrong he pops up like an encyclopedia to āumā¦.actuallyā them.
Geralt knows nothing about parenting, but he does have years of heckling Lambert when he was an apprentice under his belt
@carrottheluvmachine thanks, my dear.
Jaskier: I love me a pillow princess. Just keep those golden eyes on me and I'll handle the rest
Geralt: *unable to speak because he is so flustered and horny*
@0dde11eth <3 Thanks for the idea
@my-jokes-are-my-armour I'll be back soon, this week was terrible. <3
Hereās the thing:
Jaskier doesnāt have a horse. I mean yeah, technically he has Pegasus but in nw and most fanon media he doesnāt. The man walks at the same pace as a horse every day for twenty years. And Iām sure Geralt let him put SOME things on Roach, but probably not much. Sheās Geraltās horse and needs to carry his things AND Geralt, no one wants her to be over extended with bard stuff. So that means Jaskier carries all his stuff himself which is AT MINIMUM, his lute, notebooks, probably like 3 sets of relatively complex performing outfits and road clothes, all his fancy cosmetic stuff, a bedroll, and his METAL coin money. He also probably has first aid things like bandages and potions, frivolous things like baubles and jewelry, food, water, and probably other bard stuff like spare strings and such.
Yeah, Jask is depicted as traveling without bags but thatās just not possible. He probably carries his own essentials and as someone who backpacksā that alone is usually 20+ lbs. WITH modern technology aimed at making things lighter. Thats not counting all the fancy stuff heās prone to and his career tools. Jaskier is probably hauling like 40-50lbs or more of stuff EVERY DAY while mostly roughing it off the land and keeping pace with a man on horseback. Oh, and this is WHILE SINGING AND TALKING the entire time. Can you imagine this manās lung capacity? To sing and talk constantly while exerting himself?
This is all to say: Jaskier is strong as fuck and fit as hell. The thing is though, he probably doesnāt even recognize it. Yeah, he probably knows heās got the muscle and such, but he still is largely perceived as a delicate person. He PROJECTS being delicate. Being fragile and pampered and in need of the finer things. He projects capable, but not strong. This. Is. Hilarious.
Jaskier, having already walked 12 miles at a moderate incline carrying 40lbs of stuff without breaking a sweat (itās barely past midday): Geralt I am FRAGILE. I cannot POSSIBLY walk through this mud. (Itās like a 3 ft section) Iām not a rugged mountain man like you, Iām simply not BUILT for this!
Geralt, staring at Jaskier whoās as burly as most Witchers and has walked the path w/o Witcher training for over a decade: hm
HELP! Would you be interested in purchasing prints of our special boys? Gauging interest⦠Thereās not enough geraskier merch out there, Iām wanting to make my own! These are my most popular fanarts of them, as examples.
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