Ashton’s Chicken Tender Story (From Denver Soundcheck)
Okay a few of you wanted the chicken tenders story that Ashton told during soundcheck in Denver. I wrote down everything I could remember and it’s finally come to use! So enjoy the Ashton chicken tenders story. @spidey-sos @softforcal You asked for it :)
The question: “How did you meet Andy?”
I remember that day because it was a fucking disaster. We were going to do tour rehearsals and Calum was having a shit day. So I thought we’d go get food at Carl’s Jr before we had to go to the studio space.
I drive up to the drive through and we order burgers, chicken tenders, and milkshakes right? We got our food and Calum went to drink his milkshake and I said, “No, don’t drink it yet. Save it for when we get there. It’ll taste better and make you feel better.”
Calum agreed and set it down. We’re driving along and all of a sudden, we got t-boned. The car was smashed in and and all we could do was just sit there. We were so mentally broken that I just looked at Cal and asked, “You good?” And he just said, “Yeah.”
Poor Calum had his milkshake all over him and he looked like Frosty the Snowman. I felt so bad.
Then the car started smoking. I thought, “Aw shit.” So I made us get out of the car and we moved a little bit away. But I was still fucking hungry. So I climbed back into the car and saved our chicken tenders. They were intact. I brought them back and we sat on the curb, just eating chicken tenders until someone came to help.
Luke: I get the call and I’m freaking out and thinking they’re hurt and messed up. I was so scared. I get there….and these assholes are sitting on the curb. Eating chicken tenders.
Michael: See, at least you got the call! I found out about it from friends of mine who sent me a picture saying, “Hey aren’t these your pals?” And they’re eating chicken tenders on the fucking curb!
Ashton: Yeah. Then we got to the rehearsal space just exhausted and that’s where we met Andy. Okay, next question?
(They literally never answered the question and pulled us on this whirlwind of a story. But honestly, same. I’d go back for chicken tenders too, Ash.
Hope you enjoyed his story as much as I did. I was cracking up the whole time, Calum couldn’t talk much because he was laughing. It was great. I tried to recall as much as possible, so I probably missed some funny shit and I apologize.-Kenzie xx)
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