You Always Save Me From Myself

Allyson. 29. Sonoma County.

[allyslove]

It truly is the best coming home to packages! I bought this gorgeous ring as a Christmas present to myself from @jennacantlose's @shopjtushy store. I wasn't expecting a separate email from her just to thank me, as well as a handwritten thank you from her. I have had a love for her ever since I read her autobiography about 12 years ago. Thank you, @jennacantlose ❤ Frederick's $3 panty sale is one of the greatest sales around. I miss shopping into their actual store though. The green ones aren't showing just how beautiful they are. And the red ones 😍😍😍 https://www.instagram.com/p/CI_7PcylwJB/?igshid=6wfyiir7px7q

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[allyslove]

I hope I die asap. Humans are the stupidest things on the planet.

[allyslove]

I'm lucky to have people that want to celebrate my birthday. Thank you all so much ❤ #Jaynegang #Dirty30 https://www.instagram.com/p/B8-jSghlEGNqRD59zaJeI7Aw1Pnx79uYMpNhYM0/?igshid=1gmbts4x8tiz8

[crentist]

This is my favorite SNL sketch, and it is always so hard to find because it was cut out of the reruns for whatever reason. But it’s so funny. I will never not think this sketch is funny. 

[lau9hfuck3rs-deactivated2019090]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[slubaby95]

Omg 😂😂

[kitty-1971]

JUST READ THE WHOLE THING! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[youhadmeatallthosewonderfulposts]

I think I may need this for you @neveradullmoment13

[sassysoutherngal74]

BEST REVIEW EVER 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[schweetheart-79-deactivated2021]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 there is gonna be a rush on ordering these.

[digitaldiscipline]

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[stimman4000]

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[foxgraves]

no offense but i’m literally starving for affection but when people give it to me i can’t accept it as valid because i’m worried i’ve manipulated their perception of me by only portraying myself a certain way and feeling like this portrayal of myself is an imposter and makes me disingenuous and not deserving of the affection they give me.

[39533953]

y’all should reblog and put in the tags what your first concert and your last concert were, and what your next concert will be if you know

[ben-lyintous]

‘I’M JUST A KID AND LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE’ i scream at the age of 23 as i’m forced to make adult phonecalls

[hydro-homies]

I answer for no one.

[kasiaaaaaaaaaaaa]

just some high vampires (who drank drug blood)

[queerofthe-dead]

Please STOP what you are doing and go watch this show

[isabellaofparma]

[oddly-romantic]

“why aren’t u talking abt this one Problematic thing involving that actor/show u like??”

listen. i am tired. im putting down my pitchfork. i’ll acknowledge that thing was bad if it was but im tired of vilifying ppl for their mistakes just bc they’re famous. i want to enjoy things. i want Peace

[exfoliate]

For a long time I was second guessing everything I liked because they did this or that wrong, the actors did this, the writers did that, they left out this or ignored that… It’s just too much.

It’s just so tiring. Acknowledge where they can do better, but give yourself a break for the things you like. No one is perfect and you can like things that aren’t perfect.

[justiceleague]

Jason Momoa behind the scenes of “Aquaman”

[boatonfire]

Someone saw Jason Momoa and thought “I want to cast him in a movie where he’s soaking wet 90% of the time” and I respect that