through the looking glass

Dragon Age Inquisition and then everything else. “I wonder if the snow loves the trees and fields, that it kisses them so gently? And then it covers them up snug, you know, with a white quilt; and perhaps it says "Go to sleep, darlings, till the summer comes again.” little sister - blue-eyed-blur I'm 29 and I curse like a sailor. American and I'm sorry about that. I like to look at beautiful things. I collect small paintings and objects that attract my eye, but what I think is most beautiful thing in the world is an apple. I do not own 99% of the GIFs I post. Serious gamer, Serious fangirl, Seriously crazy. I like: Dragon Age everything (especially Solas, Garrett Hawke, Fenris and Cullen), A Song of Ice and Fire/Game of Thrones, Disney, Harry Potter, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Doctor Who, Hunger Games, Supernatural, Sherlock, Torchwood, The Tudors, The Borgias, Arrested Development, Pride and Prejudice, Young Victoria, Les Miserables, Orange is the New Black, Phantom of the Opera, Fable, Fallout, Lego, Silent Hill, FEAR, Downton Abbey, Deadwood, SUITS, ANTITwilight, Moonlighting, Angel, Bones, Big Bang Theory, How I Met Your Mother, Weeds, Nip/Tuck, Archer. I ship Dramione, Drapple, and Destiel (but Castiel is still mine, I just share with Dean)

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Pride & Prejudice - Book Summary & Analysis by Th…:

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Why make a C.A.M.P. when you can make a very small village? I'm super proud of my chem shop and optimising my budget as much as possible

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Stomach: I'm so hungry, omg I'm starving. I. WANT. FOOD.

Me: okay, chill, damn. I'll make some waffles

Stomach: omg yes

Me: (toasts waffles, then adds butter and syrup

Stomach: I thought I was ready to move on, but I'm still stuck on my last meal. I just can't commit to this right now.

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Some of my C.A.M.P. builds I've remembered to take pics of

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I'm about tha C.A.M.P. life

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I wish the hardest choices I had to make in my life was wanting in after wanting out, wanting out after wanting in, which inanimate object near my bed I want to sleep on, and if i should kill my owner or not but i really want lunch so I'll at least wait until after lunch....maybe after dinner too

Cats are wild, man

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When you're playing cards against humanity and you pull from years of life experience and pointless facts you've learned along the way to make a smart and funny answer, but "boobies" gets picked instead

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Dumbass 17 year old me: (leaves bowl on the patio steps cuz stoned)

The next morning

Dad: did you have someone over last night because they forgot this (holds up the bowl)

Me: yeah, [friend] was here

Dad: (goes to walk away)

Me: that's not really fair. You aren't [friend]'s dad. You dont get to parent them. They'll want it back.

Dad: ugh, fine (hands it to me)

Me: (goes to my room and puts my bowl away) sucker

[politijohn]

Bernie Sanders’ 2020 Platform

$15 Minimum Wage (a living wage)

Medicare for All (universal health care)

Green New Deal (climate action)

Ban Private Prisons, End Cash Bail (criminal justice reform)

Tuition-Free Public College (universal education)

Universal Background Checks & Assault Weapons Ban (Gun Reform)

Improve Infrastructure

Oppose Military Industrial Complex (no more endless, unnecessary wars)

Legalize Marijuana

Affordable Housing

Break Up Big Banks

Election Day a National Holiday

Save Unions

Expand Social Security

Lower Prescription Drug Prices

Guaranteed family leave

DREAM Act for immigrants

Publically-Funded Elections

Gender Pay Equity

LGBTQ Equality

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I really want all this y'all

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YALL REALIZE HIS OLD ASS IS TRYING ONCE FUCKING AGAIN FOR US AND WE NEED TO FUCKING TAKE IT SERIOUSLY THIS TIME FUCKING PLEASE FUCK

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Me: You're not even a real teacher! This isn't even a real class!

Gym Teacher:

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Customer: (rude about complaint)

Me: (does the bare minimum for them)

Customer: (nice about complaint)

Me:

[mizgnomer]

The many occupations of David Tennant    (or David and his many “side hustles”)

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You forgot documentary narrator

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Me, seeing a person about to sneeze: now is your chance to ruin their day

Me: Bless you

Person:

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When a cop's siren is on the same note for half a mile

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Why I didn't report

I quit smoking weed a few years back. I was driving around, listening to some music and a memory hit me. At first I thought, "that's kind of messed up". I thought about it for a little longer and realized, "oh no, that's really fucked up" and then it just went away again. I don't want to know what that memory was. I do have enough of an imprint left to know it was sexual, inappropriate, and I was very young. I'm okay with not knowing the rest. It is absolutely fascinating how the human mind will try and protect you as much as possible.

That same brain can also completely destroy all of your chances or ability to go forward with any sort of court cases. If your brain deletes out what happens to you, but you still know something terrible happened to you, how do you do anything about it? How do you seek out the justice that you deserve? I don't even mean for me, because I'm okay and whatever happened was so long ago, it's impossible to get justice. However, there are people who want to move forward and do something about this, but their brain has completely betrayed them and made that not possible. Years of therapy to get the memory back just puts you farther and farther away from your statute of limitations.

I didn't know anything happened to me until I was 27. I didn't even know.

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*drops a hitter's worth of weed*

My life is over, how could I be so fucking stupid?

*breaks/loses anything more expensive*

Eh, I'll get a new one.

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The viper has bit his own tail

Now a young princess grows pale

When the prince got the news

The snake took her dues

Knowing the prince was so frail

He begged her for mercy

But her eyes had grown thirsty

For the taste of the prince's entrails