Allyson Hood is Funny.

I'm a comedian from Detroit and now I live in Los Angeles, so you've probably never heard of me. I have too many cats, a nerd-tastic fiance, and a collection of action figures and Star Trek: The Next Generation trading cards. I like cats and sharks and Netflix. My life is hilarious. Or a joke. Your call.

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I just want to eat my snacks in peace. 😭 #parentproblems #momlifebelike https://www.instagram.com/p/CqZ1a9OuI6U/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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@everytown #banassaultweapons https://www.instagram.com/p/CqV1SfgJ5Yv/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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@everytown #banassaultweapons https://www.instagram.com/p/CqV0xLrJz99/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Enough is enough. #banassaultweapons https://www.instagram.com/p/CqVzh-pJ_0Q/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Little dude. #harebear 🐰 🐻 https://www.instagram.com/p/CqRvdkhOjLM/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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We’ve got a smile! 😄💚🧡🤍 #harebear #🐰🐻 https://www.instagram.com/p/CqB2trGpCmX/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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I am who I am. #truecrime #truecrimepodcasts #asherperlman https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_wC4AOJId/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Normally his hair is luxurious, but sometimes static electricity betrays you. (proof his hair is amazing in pic 2 and 3) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp_uZtjO1dc/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Got my hair done and I’m loving it as always! Thank you @stevenjobmint ! I feel like a person again. 🧡💛🧡💛 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cp3egc5JtTL/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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My newborn refuses to be put down, my toddler peed on the couch, my husband is super sick and I’m doing GREAT. I AM CRUSHING IT AND TOTALLY KEEPING IT TOGETHER. https://www.instagram.com/p/CpoR1SDJWTj/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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My Pa and I went to the Red Wings game last night courtesy of my hubby @offthemike who watched the kiddos and my mom so we could have a night off. They lost in overtime, but we still had fun! #LGRW #littleceasarsarena #hockeytown (at Little Caesars Arena) https://www.instagram.com/p/CpV0NXjpEh8/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Baby dump (Not 💩) #harebear https://www.instagram.com/p/CpGCx7JJWdA/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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If you want to have a heart attack, just let your 3 year old play with literally anything near your sleeping baby. 🙃🫠 https://www.instagram.com/p/Co6N2x0uCsS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Dude, send help. #toddlerproblems https://www.instagram.com/p/Co5aTK4pgGK/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Finally had my phone out at the right time! #brothers https://www.instagram.com/p/CoV2la6J7X9/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Benji has been doing great since his little brother’s arrival! He spent the couple of days we were in the hospital at his grandparents house. He built two snowmen and helped grandpa shovel snow. He hung out in Lapeer with @offthemike where he stole the show with his cuteness. And he’s really loving being a big brother, giving Harrison lots of hugs and kisses, singing him little songs, and just wanting to be close to him. https://www.instagram.com/p/CoNmXUYpVln/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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💙💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn9qR-Tr1aV/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=