A Notable Lack of Personhood

She/It, writes queer shit

[adamtotscomix]

[valtsv]

what would rocky be the saint patron of and how would he be canonised you think

i'm going to be a bit of a pedantic fun ruiner and say that rocky just doesn't qualify for sainthood - and that's a good thing. the reason that you can sincerely call grace things like "the patron saint of one-way trips" with a straight face is because he is straight up violently sacrificed (both as a consequence of the project being a suicide mission and in the sense that the induced amnesia strips him of his former identity) and raised up in order to perform a miracle that will save humanity from an apocalyptic event of legitimately biblical proportions. for a cause named after one of the most famous sacrificial religious figures in all of human history, no less. it's an almost absurdly and rather horrifyingly literal take on the prayer for divine intercession "hail mary, full of grace". it's a catholic's wet dream.

rocky is... not that. rocky and his crew were never meant to be on a suicide mission. nobody was supposed to die at all. rocky is, in fact, the sole survivor. there is something to be said of the blip-a, with its intricate, almost unbearably beautiful cathedral-like structure that refracts and radiates light, singing as it soars through the skies, chasing grace playfully and sending him messages across the void as if to say "be not afraid", being evocative of the angelic, and something to be said of the eridian language being made of music; of rocky being able to use this to communicate with an alien megastructure in order to fly through time and space. rocky feeling compelled to fulfil his purpose to the point of spending nearly half a century alone rather than returning home, and push the boundaries of possibility itself to "fix" as much as he can. but rocky isn't an angel, either.

there is, however, something else that is a significant recurring motif in religious mythology and folklore across a variety of cultures throughout human history, but not exclusive to any one of them. something that travels across the universe, enduring the centuries, singing all the while, and bringing comfort to those who need it even when they have nothing else left. what do we call a rock in the sky, too blisteringly hot to ever touch even if we could close the immense distance between us, that burns itself up to show us the way home?

a star, of course.

[lilyblisslys]

flirtatiously: you better cut it out, or I’ll coat you with a fine mist ;)

later, more sternly: hey. You better stop, or I won’t cover you with a fine mist.

[fleshengine]

I do sort of feel like posts are getting harder to glean meaning from these days.

[beemovieerotica]

[cairviecorvi]

[teabree-shark]

[irreparableinnocence]

I only read rapefic and never diegetic BDSM because the idea of someone enjoying, desiring, and pursuing submission is too scaryy.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[natalieironside]

That's the thing is that I knew an AR-10 is chambered in .308 and not .303. I knew that. But for some reason it fell out of my head the entire time I was writing two books in which AR-10s featured prominently. I just went "These things take .303, right? That sounds right" just bold as fucking brass and not one person corrected me at any point of the process. Now it's far too late to save face and I may as well come up with some bullshit about how these are special *~future~* AR-10s that shoot different ammo

[natalieironside]

[girlikeahole]

its actually ok to say no to mommy because mum tantrums are cute

[girlikeahole]

that mother becoming emotionally distant and passive aggressive to her daughter over minor disagreements is moe actually and if you cant hear the cute pout in her voice when she guilt trips you theres something wrong with you...

[crabussy]

doxxing myself. I’m on a boat in the middle of the big blue sea near some islands and dolphins and other random nonsense

[mrsandman42069]

-28.531560,175.309976

[crabussy]

DUDE

[ring2002]

sometimes my cock is big sometimes my cock is small. i contain multitudes

[cdigoddess]

how it feels to post satirical transgender cartoons on tumblr dot com

[machinot]

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

[runawaymarbles]

I love living in 2026 because I go to Home Depot and buy a 5-gallon bucket for $4. I say I do not want an email receipt. They know my email anyway because I once ordered a mop online. They email me to ask how I like my 5-gallon bucket. I do not reply. They email me again. They would like my feedback. Reminder ‼️I have purchases to review. Did my 5 gallon bucket live up to my expectations? 3 minute survey!!

[thebluestcowboy]

The thing about Korra is that if she destroyed the world it’s because the world had it coming

[deadelated]

the needler is not a "little brother weapon" actually it has an important tactical niche that takes a surprising amount of skill and it has the glowing spikes too

[deadelated]

stop telling me to pick up the energy pistol I don't like the energy pistol

[cutecipher]

[cutecipher]

#letsallpoison