Almond

Hello I’m Almond I do art and other things :] 🌿She/Her-Any Pronouns🌿 Ask me anything! Opinions, thoughts, headcanons, requests, etc!

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I did a thing!! :DD very quick and short animatic

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TW FOR BLOOD

God this part in Passerine made me so sad. The author had no right making me feel bad for Sapnap like that in such a poetic way

I gave up on this like half way through so please don’t bully me-

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the dangers of second hand smoking 

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“The rest of the world fell away.

And in its place, hope.”

I made a quick,messy doodle that I think looks funky :]

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minecraft roof tutorials! made by /u/not-throwaway, imgur album src

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1. The Lovers of Valdaro are a 6,000 year old Neolithic skeleton couple who were found buried together in Mantua, Italy. 

 They were both around 20, both 5′2, and had no physical trauma evident in their bones. They were buried with flint tools. Their limbs are entwined in an endless embrace.

2. The Hasanlu Lovers are 2,800 year skeletons found locked in an eternal kiss in Solduz Valley, Iran. 

 The body on its back was around 20 years old, and the other skeleton was around 30 and showed signs of injury on the right side of their body. They were found in a plaster grain bin, most likely hiding from soldiers in a raid, and asphyxiated during this time.

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every day i open my inbox

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!TW FOR BODY TERROR AND FANTASY GORE!

Anyways, Ranboo going into an enderman state and having his jaw extend and detach, thus causing his face to split :] ((and also new teeth breaking through and his tongue extending-

I gave up half way through please don’t bully me - -‘

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LOUD AUDIO CW

Fundy lore memes because you Fundy kinnies need a laugh, I’m worried for you guys

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people who villainize and dehumanise c!wilbur have never been absorbed by pure existential dread, paranoia and the belief that nobody cares about them after rewatching childhood shows at 2:02am and it shows

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Michael headcanons and doodle because I love him and I can

-He calls Tubbo daddy and Ranboo papa, later evolving into dad and pops

-He really likes red foods, particularly fruits in general. They remind him of home a lot. If you can dye it red he'll probably be more willing to eat it because it looks more familiar

-Speaking of food mans has questionable tastes. He just has 0 reaction to spicy and bitter foods and can and would probably eat dirt if you let him. He hasnt quite gotten the concept of "edible" in the overworld. He *loves* sweet stuff considering its a taste he never got to experience in the nether. Probably eats the cores of apples and otherwise "bad" bits of produce like stems and such

-Techno feeds him chocolate gold coins because Tubbo and Ranboo won't let him eat actual gold and want to raise him on overworld foods. He eats the foil with them

-He came speaking only in Piglin. Techno and Philza were the only people that could understand him for a while and Techno taught him English

-When he was little Techno and Michael had a joke where they would say stupid stuff to each other in piglin when his dads were around just to annoy them. It was his favorite thing and make him laugh hysterically each time, Techno enjoyed it much more than he'd like to admit

-He never got official sit down schooling (other than English tutoring) but Techno, Tubbo, Ranboo, and Philza taught him most of what he knows. They all unintentionally taught him in different subjects

-Because he was raised in a mainly snowy environment instead of developing thick, bristle like hair like most pigs/piglins he actually got to be quite fluffy in some places. When he's an adult he typically sports a beard or some form of facial hair

-Michael is convinced Techno is a piglin brute

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Babe, there's something wretched about this

Something so precious about this

Oh what a sin,

Very messy school doodles :]

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T-Technoblade? 😳😳 I’d let him step on me ngl

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((CW Very Mild Body Horror

Dream with no brim 😳

Currently vibing with the concept of Dream just having nothing behind his mask so here’s this very messy and rushed painting

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Tommy Primes Pogchamp Big Man Wife Haver Innit

Reblogs appreciated! ^.^

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Everyone always talks about dilf Schlatt but I thought... what about milf Schlatt? 👀

So here she is, milf Schlatt in all her big titty glory. She’s just as offensive as regular c!Schlatt just in a classier way 😌 I would let her hit me with her expensive car

Mmmm thighs

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I don’t ship them but wow this fic is just so. Good. Stan mullet Dream™️ for good health