Warrior

"I am the Lady Sif. Born a goddess, and forged a warrior. I was baptized in the tears of mine enemies, and their children's children fear my name. I am rock and wheat and fire and ash, and in my Lord Thor, I am promised the sky." Sifar Vardotter. 17. Call me Sif.

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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[Nods.] How do you want to approach this?

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We warn them and then we do it.

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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[He finds something and raises his eyebrows.] Here, look. [He shows her what he has on his phone.]

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[Sif takes Thor's phone and as she reads begins to smile.] We could do this. This could work. Even the threat of this could work.

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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I don’t know, Sif. [He sighs.] Maybe— hold on. [He takes out his phone and starts googling something.]

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[She leans over, trying to see what he's doing.] What are you doing?

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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If, and only if, our first attempt at this doesn’t work out, we can ask for the inheritance early. We’re entitled to it at the age we’re able to get married. We can even write it into the engagement contract.

[almost-sif]

You think they won't be able to see what we're doing?

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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Once we inherit, we can not get married or get it annulled.

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How long will that take?

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It’s hardly your fault.

H-how’s, um…how’s Clint?

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Still.

Last time I saw him he wasn't... Doing great. I' have no idea about now. So he... He told you?

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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More or less.

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And we date other people the entire time we're engaged, and then when we're married we date other people and hope that one day you'll spontaneously fall in love with me.

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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Depending on what we decide? One of us elopes and gets a job or we get engaged.

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So basically... We get engaged.

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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Loki was almost heir in the first place, and there haven’t been any official announcements yet.

If it doesn’t work, we’re fucked anyway, Sif.

[almost-sif]

Whatever.

What do we do then? If we are fucked?

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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They can call mine. They have another heir!

And I don’t want to threaten my parents. I love them.

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Loki? Yeah, sure, but Thor you're the first born. It'd be a scandal to disown you and have Loki takeover.

Fine! We try it your way. But if it doesn't work...

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We…we were friends.  I wouldn’t exactly say we were close, but…we were definitely friends.

[almost-sif]

It seems like everyone was friends with her. 

I'm really sorry.

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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But they don’t care when I say I don’t want to marry you. To them, you are my only option.

And I don’t know how I’d function without their support. I can’t call their bluff.

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They will care if you threaten them. 

And they can't call yours. It's perfect.

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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Right, so they can disown me?

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They'd never risk losing you. They'd never risk the scandal!

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I guess.

Um…you?

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I'm fine.

I'm sorry. I'm not sure fi you were close with her, but...

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// omg you’re so nice; i don’t let my friends touch my laptop

this friend is basically my sister and over almost 24/7, so it'd be kind of ridiculous NOT to let her xP

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my friend thought she was on her blog, didn't realize my chrome has different users and she was on MINE not HERS. 

im deleting those rk, im sorry guys

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Vermont Cow Place | Sif & Thor

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Right, so you’ve shot down my plan. What do you suggest I do?

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Don't try and reason with them, force them into it. Threaten to leave, to publish a tell all, something they can't risk.