Motherhood. Health. Happiness.

Between 2007 & 2012, I gained 70 lbs then lost 100 lbs. I wanted to give myself the healthiest pregnancy I could. I just had my first baby August 25, 2013. I'm a stay at home mom who eats (mostly) organic, uses essential oils, cloth diapers, breastfeeds, bed shares/co-sleeps & babywears. Follow my journey through pregnancy and into the new adventure of motherhood.

[almostgreenmommy]

Has anyone ever had a really weak positive early (like 7-8dpo) but then the next day a negative and still been pregnant? Btw these tests are driving me nuts. I had 8 duds before I got these 2...

[almostgreenmommy]

Hi!! Sorry I haven't been posting here but tumblr makes it a pain to switch between two accounts & I've been posting on smaller-n-smaller since I started whole30! Theo's 22 months today. Wtf. I'm good, tired, still nursing, cooking up a storm.

[thatpeculiarchild-deactivated20]

“not all men” you’re right, Gomez Addams would never do this

[morticiaaddams13]

Amen. 

[almostgreenmommy]

Theo turned 21 months yesterday. I can’t believe he’s almost 2.

He is aprx 37" tall (I couldn’t get him to straighten his legs completely) & 29.5 lbs. He’s gotten 2 molars (2 more are cutting) and all 4 canines in the last month. He wears size 7/7.5 shoes. And 2T to 3T clothes. Most 2T do NOT fit anymore but I'm in denial.

He loves playing outside, drawing & painting. He speaks in adorable little toddler sentences like “watch car movie” (adorable until you hear it every 5 seconds for 2 hrs).

His vocabulary is growing at an astounding rate and he has a love if reading & music that makes me so proud.

Over/under bets on how tall he’ll be when he’s 2? I’m guessing 39".

[almostgreenmommy]

Mother's Day. 2014 vs. 2015 Crazy. Also Pete made me cream puffs (with lemon curd & Nutella mousse) & truffles (dark chocolate & almond cream fillings). Theo decided to make the most of the day. Woke up at 7:30am, napped from 12:30-3pm and now it's nearly 11pm & we're watching (classic) Sesame Street and eating an apple.

[girlcosmos-deactivated20150525]

these gender rolls taste disgusting

[almostgreenmommy]

My very first babywearing experience & my most recent. Pretty much the definition if motherhood.

[almostgreenmommy]

Spread this like wild fire. She doesn’t deserve to be in debt the rest of her life because she wants to live.

[almostgreenmommy]

I'm so disappointed no one bothered to reblog this (other than my cousin❤️)

[almostgreenmommy]

Spread this like wild fire. She doesn't deserve to be in debt the rest of her life because she wants to live.

[almostgreenmommy]

me: do i give a fuck

depression: no

anxiety: yes

me: fuck

[micdotcom]

[almostgreenmommy]

Here are cute pictures to make up for all the negativity.

[almostgreenmommy]

Selling all the things.

Cause we need to fucking move. Now.

[almostgreenmommy]

friend: im having a problem with this person

me: kill them

friend: no

me: then i will kill them FOR you

friend: NO

[almostgreenmommy]

crystalfindsherstrength I can help you find a great wrap with a little more I for too ❤️

[almostgreenmommy]

What wraps would you recommend for a first time mommy?

Well. I could get more specific with more info. But. Infant: happy bamboo wrapOver 15#: really anything my didymos. My favorite is Indios. Girasol diamond weaves are nice tooAlso. Buy used (but there are certain things you should ask) cause breaking in a wrap is a bitch.

[almostgreenmommy]

me: what can possibly go wrong tho

anxiety: im glad you asked