Absolutely Fabulous

I have a penis. I'm 24. I like penis.

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im ready to die

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wud the fucv

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NO

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just watch this 

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I could watch this forever

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omfg

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vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine

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Mystraightfriend.tumblr.com

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confronting a flake on grindr after you starved and douched all day

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when you play with a dick for the first time

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Stop.

Drink some water. Put some olive oil in your hair ends, and a facial mask on your pretty face. Then take a nice warm shower and moisturizer. Wake up and brush them pearly whites. Eat something. Wing your eyeliner. Exercise. Don’t talk to no fckboys. Sweat no btch, fear no hoe. Take care of yourself.

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When you’re happy without a care in the world and then life interrupts your happiness

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They are ADORABLE!

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Pornstar: *stumbles on a line from the script*

Me: 

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Ah, another beautiful day. Let’s check out what’s going on in global news this mor-

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