mom i swear im not gay

Hi I sell houses

[coughloop]

[coughloop]

you are insane

[librarycard]

if tumblr ever starts forcing us to censor kill and die and murder and fuck and cunt and fag i’m deleting my account and starting an email chain with the mutuals

[lowresolutioncryptid-deactivate]

Wait I just thought about it and it might be cute to bring back wholesome church camp swear-swaps like frick,heck, jeez, mothertrucker. Sometimes the way ppl post we might need a lil. Swear jar,,

[librarycard]

absolutely fucking not.

[dada331-deactivated20150402]

[oneheadtoanother]

[armedjoy]

it's my god given right as an american to not be hassled by the liberal nanny state chime and be thrown clear through my windshield

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[unclefather]

nature is healing <3

[sonypraystation]

bootlickers in shambles

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

[ankle-beez]

reminder that corporations don't care about you and they never will

[ankle-beez]

The entirety of the Simpsons is literally on your shitty streaming service you fucking cunts

[t3sticles]

Anakin murdering toddlers is also on their piece of shit service

[omghotmemes]

Iconic

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[beadyeyes]

do your commission open???

take me back to the 1400s when people were murdering each other with fucking rocks

[beadyeyes]

i answered the wrong ask. sorry

[funnytwittertweets]

[lab-note]

[hotterthanhellgothica]

Omg so beautiful but I’ve never seen them in different colors! 💓💓💓

[topographicocean]

real jelly boi hours

[funnytwittertweets]

[kairenn-n]

yes, babe, you’re sick and twisted, will you come back to bed- what? yes, of course you’re evil and irredeemable. now can you please cuddle with me

[grimelords]

[theocseason4]

[nocontextbobs]