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placido: wow! the priests really hates us, juanito.

juanito: yes, perhaps they're homophobic.

placido: but we're not gay, juanito.

juanito: we're not?

#source: south park #juanito pelaez #placido #lowkey shipping them tbh

Placido: So. Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.

Macaraig: I did. I broke it-

Placido: No, no you didn't. Tadeo?

Tadeo: Don't look at me. Look at Pecson.

Pecson: What? I didn't break it.

Tadeo: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Pecson: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Tadeo: Suspicious.

Pecson: No, it's not!

Isagani: If it matters, probably not...Juanito was the last one to use it.

Juanito: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Isagani: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Juanito: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Isagani!

Macaraig: Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Placido.

Placido: No. Who broke it?

Pecson: *whispering* Placido, Sandoval's been awfully quiet-

Sandoval: Really?!

Pecson: Yeah, really!

*later*

Placido: *talking to the camera* I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throat's with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.