What is life...

My mom thinks I'm cool so I have that going for me...

[luxe-everyday]

[ethersmoon]

[fancybroom]

Damn what eyeliner does she use

[tastefullyoffensive]

[funnytwittertweets]

[4rtmusic]

[krinkshaming-deactivated2017021]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

[moonblossom]

I’ve watched this for like a dozen loops and I still crack up every time

[cersei-the-truth-bombardier]

[Singing] T-Birds: Well-a, well-a, well-a– Tell me more, tell me more, did'ya get very far? Pink Ladies: Tell me more, tell me more– Jules (in time, astonishingly): Does he look like a bitch?

[cashiers-czech-hunter]

I hope that this is the last remaining piece of media that aliens find after we destroy our planet.

[kitchenwitchupinthisbitch]

Such a classic

[babyanimalgifs]

I’ve never seen a puppy pranking his nosey siblings 

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[espressogal]

once you stop fantasizing about that ideal version of yourself and start working towards becoming that person by setting your alarm clock earlier and actually going to the gym and actually volunteering at places and actually eating healthier and not procrastinating and working just a little bit harder you’ll realize that it was so easy all along. becoming your ideal self will only ever exist in your mind until you make the decision to work towards becoming that person. get up!! get going!! it’s now or never!! there is no light at the end of the tunnel!! get that flashlight and pave your own path bitch bc no one else is going to do it for u!!

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[theriu]

IT IS VITALLY IMPORTANT THAT YOU UNMUTE!!!!

[axolotlife]

It really is

[flaneuresse]

[the-bookshop]

Source.

[catchymemes]

[baddeststudpapi]

Pinky was really the homie even when Brain was an ass about shit

[rudeassbeach]

This legit made my heart warm

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I think now that we’re in 2017 we can stop villainizing the witch from Hänsel and Gretel. Some kids ate her house. She gets to eat them. It was a fair deal.

[hrmphfft]

counterpoint: Hänsel and Gretel were led out into the woods to starve at the urging of their mother, so both parents don’t have to ration any more food for them during hard times. Hänsel and Gretel were underfed and desperate, and when life gives you a gingerbread house in that state, you eat the windowsill and the front stoop and every gumdrop you can find.

conclusion: if the witch prompted the children to explain themselves she’d realize it was ultimately parents’ neglect that led them to this point.

solution: eat the parents. everyone wins!

[thebootybitchdragon]

Not the solution I was expecting, but honestly, yeah, it makes sense.

[novis-canis-deactivated20200504]

Once again its 3am and this washing machine wizard haunts me

[everythingfox]

The fluffiest pillow on Earth

[animals-lovers]

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[android1000]