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they should give bus and train drivers control of the aux so they can blast passengers with whatever music they choose. this would not improve the experience and in fact largely make it worse for everyone but i dont think that should stop them.

trashcangimmick

draconym

The eye doctor is the most fun doctor you can go to. They never steal your blood. They never make you get naked and put on a paper dress. They're just like, "Can you see these letters? It's fine if you can't, we can fix that." And they don't even spell anything.

draconym

shop5

the current administration would totally fall for the Trojan horse. they'd take promo pictures of it on the white house lawn and the president would be on TV talking about how it's made of a big beautiful American lumber or some shit.

leebrontide

Can…can we try this?

tinybluealien

what do we fill it with, though?

evtrained

Bees.

grorges

trader joe’s every other week announcing their newest recall

beaswellgirl

yep, pretty much

weirdplutoprince

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

bitchvirgo

my kink is being a meaningful part of someone’s life

erraticcat

you know who would serve absolute cunt at the met gala? megamind.

thatsoup

They should let me go into every building I want just to look around

orpheusilver

god. shinzo abe got his shit wrecked by a goddamn doohickey but the lethal gunshot wound capital of the world cant aim for shit. what the fuck is the second amendment even for