Topic of Discussion: Oscar Piastri Love Bombing Lando Norris via Instagram Likes
do yall ever think that oscar thinks back on the times where all he could do was admire lando through a screen (either racing in f3 and then his time at mclaren whilst oscar was in f2 or scrolling on his instagram), and then back in the present, perhaps a giggle to himself, giddy at the fact that he truly Made It.
like, obviously he loves cars, so much so that he was active in the car role play scene as a child (iykyk), and getting to formula one was always the overarching goal.
but. But.
i think he allows himself some time to fully embrace the fact that, not only is he racing for a constructors champion team at the pinnacle of motorsport, but he gets to do it all right next to THEE lando norris. the object of his, very public, instagram affection. he can hardly believe it.
you can always tell that lando is absolutely tickled by everything oscar does, even if it’s just him existing for some PR shots😭😭😭oscar is litchrally lando’s baby
you can always tell that lando is absolutely tickled by everything oscar does, even if it’s just him existing for some PR shots😭😭😭oscar is litchrally lando’s baby
thinking about how possessive lando might be at the fact that he’s oscar’s first and only teammate ever in F1…going on four years now as his teammate and going crazy at the thought of oscar calling anyone ELSE his teammate. a reporter or someone talking to another driver while accidentally calling oscar theirs…lando immediately thinking “no, oscar’s mine”
thinking about how possessive lando might be at the fact that he’s oscar’s first and only teammate ever in F1…going on four years now as his teammate and going crazy at the thought of oscar calling anyone ELSE his teammate. a reporter or someone talking to another driver while accidentally calling oscar theirs…lando immediately thinking “no, oscar’s mine”
everyone in the league calling ilya an asshole meanwhile he’s apologizing to the bartender for his rowdy teammates, smiling politely at the nurse, playing mermaids with the kids, painting hayden’s kid’s nails and then his own nails to show them that boys can paint their nails too, getting excited over the team puppy, and then spoiling his dog rotten when he finally gets one. sorry but idgaf that he’s mean to grown ass men, they deserve it 😭😭
Hi everyone! This mini-fic is a gift for all of the anons that have been unhappy with the way I characterize Lando and Oscar respectively in my fics. I'm actually really proud of this one, and I think it'll make everyone happy. I hope this makes up for my previous errors 🥺
Once upon a time there was a Formula 1 team named McLaren. They had an evil CEO, who was way worse than any other CEO ever, and he was evil. They also had two drivers on their team, and they favored both of them over the other all the time.
"Lando, my golden boy," Zak bellowed Americanly on the phone to his favorite driver Lando, "Just wanted to let you know we sabotaged Oscar's car again! I hate him and I won't let him win the championship, okay?"
"Okay, sounds good Zak, my favorite person ever!" Lando said Landoly. He's so glad that he has his favorite evil CEO Zak to help him.
Five minutes later, Oscar's phone rang.
"Oscar!" It was Andrea, in an Italian voice, "Zak thinks we're sabotaging you but we're actually sabotaging Lando instead, I already talked to the mechanics!"
"Yippeee, I hate Lando and I hate this team!"
Max overheard the conversation and walked over to Oscar, because they were in the same place for some reason.
"Oscar, come to Red Bull. We'll treat you fairly here. Just look at our history not only over the last two years with our second seat but also just all throughout the team's participation in the sport! We never have a problem with favoritism!" He said.
Oscar laughed because Max is always so funny and sexy.
Later, Lando was going to his driver's room when he saw Oscar going to his right across the hall. They glared at each other.
(If you believe in Lando top, read this. If not, skip to the next parentheses bit please.)
"You're so dumb and I hate you," Oscar spat at Lando, and not in a sexy way.
"You're also dumb, and I hate you more." Lando growled.
They started making out like crazy and Lando pushed Oscar against the wall. He put his penis in Oscar's butthole and they had freaky, nasty sex.
(If you believe in Oscar top, read this. If not, skip to the next parentheses bit please.)
"You're so dumb and I hate you," Lando spat at Oscar, and not in a sexy way.
"You're also dumb, and I hate you more." Oscar growled.
They started making out like crazy and Oscar pushed Lando against the wall. He put his penis in Lando's butthole and they had freaky, nasty sex.
(Ok smut time over, no more triggering top/bottom dynamics.)
And then they both won the championship and neither of them took the number 1 because that's dumb and cringe, and everyone lived happily ever after.
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