merlot

⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ he/him ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ (homestuck rp blog!!)

[aloofphantasm]

hello woof you guys can call me merlot woof ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾ 9.23 sweeps woof ☾ he/him woof ☾ olive blood woof ☾ hate coding yet i always come back woof? fuck that woof ☾ human curious woof pleased to be here woof ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆

ooc: this is still michael!! he is just now undercover on alternia <3 and yes. his typing quirk is deadass just adding "woof" to the end of every sentence. if you knew him like i did youd know how perfect this is ehe

[aloofphantasm]

🍵🥛🧩 if ya don’t mind…

🍵 noo i havent woof am i a little curious? woof? yes i am woof that aside, the texture is such a no that i havent woof 🥛 definitely tough woof.... i am a pretty big caffeine enjoyer woof though, a mountain dew woof....... <3 🧩hummmm woof thats really hard woof prooobably troll outlast trials woof

[decorativedownfall]

An Ask Gam3 For All My D3ar Trolls On Grumblr! (H3moanon Fri3ndly!)

📏 - Height

📐 - Horn size

👂 - Ear shape

🦷 - What kind of teeth do you have

🎀 - Hair colour

💅 - Skin colour

🦋 - Do you have wings

🦨 - Do you have a tail

🥩 - Favorite food

🥛 - Favorite drink

🍵 - Have you ever ingested sopor slime

🍯 - Have you ever ingested mind honey

🖋️ - Do you have or want tattoos

💍 - Do you have or want piercings

🐛 - Do you have any photos of you as a wriggler you’d be willing to share

🩸 - Do you have any scars or birthmarks you’d be willing to share

🤝 - Who is your best friend/enemy

❤️ - Relationship status

❤️‍🔥 - Biggest turn ons

💔 - Biggest turn offs

🛹 - Do you have any hobbies

🎥 - Favorite movie

📖 - Favorite book

🧩 - Favorite game

🎮 - Favorite video game

🪞 - What you love most about yourself

⭐️ - Dream job

🤍 - Your relationship with your Lusus/How do you feel about your Lusus?

🧺 - Your idea of a perfect date

🔥 - Your biggest pet peeve

🧸 - Favorite toy

🐾 - Do you have any pets

🎨 - Draw yourself!!

🏳️‍🌈 - What is your sexuality (by human understanding)

🏳️‍⚧️ - What are your pronouns

💝 - Your ideal troll/what you find attractive in a troll

🚩 - What do you consider to be red flags in a troll

📍 - Where you would like to live

😈 - Do you believe in ancestors

🐟 - Thoughts in seadwellers

🏝️ - Thoughts on landdwellers

💊 - Have you ever gotten sick

🔑 - What is the key to your heart/the key to getting on your good side

🤷 - A random fact about literally anything

[aloofphantasm]

i hope shes okay woof

[starriestnighttime]

You realize I can see your posts, right Merlot? If you're that worried, you could walk a little bit and come over. I know you just left but even so my hive door is always open to you.

[aloofphantasm]

woops woof how the stink woof i know i was just by but still woof

[starriestnighttime]

She is fine. I just had to wipe her down, given she lives up to her name. That aside, she is alright. No indicators of health issues, if that's what you're asking.

[aloofphantasm]

ok thats good woof

[aloofphantasm]

i hope shes okay woof

[starriestnighttime]

You realize I can see your posts, right Merlot? If you're that worried, you could walk a little bit and come over. I know you just left but even so my hive door is always open to you.

[aloofphantasm]

woops woof how the stink woof i know i was just by but still woof

[aloofphantasm]

i hope shes okay woof

[aloofphantasm]

shes been talking about her purrbeast weirdly lately woof

talking as if she’s dead, shes going to die (soon), etc woof

it feels likes shes grieving the purrbeast even though shes healthy and happy and fine right now woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[aloofphantasm]

dude r u in danger or something? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

yeah im in danger........

[aloofphantasm]

ok fuck woof do u need help? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

„hm??? well i think im okay now??? i scrambled „p a tree and im hiding now b„t i was being followed very slowly by a rather big troll again....

[aloofphantasm]

could u guess the caste woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

maybe like . one of the aq„atic bloods.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof uh woof do you have any way of defending yourself or do you need help woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

g„n. low on ammo though.

[aloofphantasm]

shit uh woof can u see any hives nearby thru the trees? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

no, b„t i know where home is by heart. are yo„ s„ggesting to make a break for it?

[aloofphantasm]

not quite woof if there were hives nearby that you could see, then yes woof but without knowing if the seadweller is gone, making a break for home as a whole is too risky woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[aloofphantasm]

dude r u in danger or something? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

yeah im in danger........

[aloofphantasm]

ok fuck woof do u need help? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

„hm??? well i think im okay now??? i scrambled „p a tree and im hiding now b„t i was being followed very slowly by a rather big troll again....

[aloofphantasm]

could u guess the caste woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

maybe like . one of the aq„atic bloods.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof uh woof do you have any way of defending yourself or do you need help woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

g„n. low on ammo though.

[aloofphantasm]

shit uh woof can u see any hives nearby thru the trees? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[aloofphantasm]

dude r u in danger or something? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

yeah im in danger........

[aloofphantasm]

ok fuck woof do u need help? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

„hm??? well i think im okay now??? i scrambled „p a tree and im hiding now b„t i was being followed very slowly by a rather big troll again....

[aloofphantasm]

could u guess the caste woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

maybe like . one of the aq„atic bloods.

[aloofphantasm]

fuck woof uh woof do you have any way of defending yourself or do you need help woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[aloofphantasm]

dude r u in danger or something? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

yeah im in danger........

[aloofphantasm]

ok fuck woof do u need help? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

„hm??? well i think im okay now??? i scrambled „p a tree and im hiding now b„t i was being followed very slowly by a rather big troll again....

[aloofphantasm]

could u guess the caste woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[aloofphantasm]

dude r u in danger or something? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

yeah im in danger........

[aloofphantasm]

ok fuck woof do u need help? woof

[ghastlymatchmaker]

long time no see haha yay

[aloofphantasm]

dude r u in danger or something? woof

[kaijuno]

[pronounyaoi]

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

[eclogues]

can i come over and crawl on you

[javascript-official]

I lie on the floor bleeding, I am seconds away from dying. I stand up perfectly straight and calmly walk over to my computer-- Inputing my password with calm collectedness, I log on to tumblr.com, I start wrtting a text post: "omggggg it's like this bullet is obsessed with me the way it is all up in my bussiness shfhgj #mybullet", I close my tabs, I power down my computer and walk back, I do the source engine ragdoll and I am dead within impact