AU where v!Pyro was a cannibal before leaving for oakhurst, the only kill they ever found being the one of Czeslaw, he tries to / maybe successfully kills one of the townsfolk to eat, and at the obelisk v!Owen and v!Scott point fingers at eachother for the kill, then v!Pyro has to chime in sweating profusely like "umm umm umm err that was me guys... what do you mean vampire? vampires arent real"
(nothing about his personality changes, im convinced the only reason he gets away with murder is sheer dumb luck and because forensics haven't been invented yet, he kills a guy and is like "oh my goodness this is so scary")











