Jojo🫰

Sincerely me,

[grithogirl]

AU where v!Pyro was a cannibal before leaving for oakhurst, the only kill they ever found being the one of Czeslaw, he tries to / maybe successfully kills one of the townsfolk to eat, and at the obelisk v!Owen and v!Scott point fingers at eachother for the kill, then v!Pyro has to chime in sweating profusely like "umm umm umm err that was me guys... what do you mean vampire? vampires arent real"

(nothing about his personality changes, im convinced the only reason he gets away with murder is sheer dumb luck and because forensics haven't been invented yet, he kills a guy and is like "oh my goodness this is so scary")

[jojo-i-think]

Hi I just want to say that I don’t support avid or mermaid in anyway anymore this is very disappointing. I have posted only once about avid but still.

K bye

[sweetcinnamondaisy]

[jojo-i-think]

I am no better then a man- the way I would kill for a chance to explain all the little details in falsettos to a pretty boy/girl/other. Omg I’d be overjoyed

[jojo-i-think]

Tyler castrofee has made me realize I’m not being crazy enough on here. So here are my hot takes

Blood tastes good if it’s you blood and not someone else’s

You’ll never actually like yourself fully but you can fully like the version of yourself other see

Everyone is a bad person in some way

Dying together is more romantic then living together

I can’t think of anymore so bye

[jojo-i-think]

Yo tumblr what book should I read first

pick ur fav

Great gatsby

Pride and prejudice

Dracula

Animal farm

Voting ended onApr 13

[jojo-i-think]

If you think about it James Madison is like a d1 cuck

He let his wife be First Lady for another man before him, cuck behavior

[yourl0calqueer]

Not a V!Owen apologist he was absolutely in the wrong and should've been beaten up at least twice but I love him

[jojo-i-think]

I miss bato

[vicprobably]

Pyro is drawing Majorscythe on stream (don't ask) and he has made v!Pyro taller than v!Scott... this is so true and based and correct

[yourl0calqueer]

My veins are really easy to see btw...in case anyone vampires care

[jojo-i-think]

I feel like I can never express how much I yearn for old English grammar

Like the quomma?

It would make my words flow so much smoother

Whom?

I’d love to go back to saying whom w/out being autocorrected like leave me alone it’s such a better word

[jojo-i-think]

‘I choose to Embrace whimsy’

Oh really?

What do you do that whismical?

do you have unique quirks you gave yourself?

Do you yearn for the qouamma?

Do you handwrite fanfics?

Do you loudly express to all friends and family that you want to be a vampire?

Do you purposely put on no waterproof masscra to cry in?

I thought so, poser

[jojo-i-think]

Wait I just realized

Vaping is to cigarette what energy drinks are to coffee

[stephfandomdumps]

poll game!

there were ~60 conspirators to kill caesar but they only managed to stab him 23 times. assuming a conspirator got to stab him a max of only 1 time, try to split yourselves into the same percentages as those 2069 years ago

23/60 who did stab him = 38.3%

37/60 who didn't stab him = 61.7%

Voting ended onMar 13

[jojo-i-think]

I feel like some people in the vampires smp fandom have a warped perception of certain characters because of who’s POV they watched. Which is just the nature of different perspectives, but I feel like some people should try to view things differently.

Like take avid for example if you watch him in Scott’s POV, he’s cute he’s endearing but if you watch him pyros , he’s annoying. He’s stealing Scott’s attention and like both can be true. We’re following understand how people view avid you must look from both perspective, cause both of the people play the important role in shaping his character.

I’m pretty sure it was just like every piece of media though but like still it’s especially present vampires cause there’s separate POV for each and every character

[paper-wounds]