Prratato:⁠0

ping pong roller coaster club

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Orange peel theory this. Sweet lime peel theory that. But have you ever peeled garlic for your mother, now that is IT for me.

[alooobukharaverypyara]

At this point I even fear to attend a family function cause wdym Sheela aunty wants to know if I'm pooja path type or not:/

[nixscriptum]

[alooobukharaverypyara]

You think you've moved on then spotify chooses to play that one mf detrimental soulcrushing song and woosh-- we're so back in the 1990s again

[kosmogrl]

[alooobukharaverypyara]

My mother is a firm believer of KAADHA PI LO sab theek hojayega

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Kudos to those who look cute with all that gulal and color on because here I'm looking like a human version of a color pallete.

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Oh, when Ahmed Faraz said "Sab kuch milta hai is duniya mein,Faraz, bas woh nahi milta jisse mohabbat ho."

But Jaun had the guts to quote, "Zindagi kam pad gayi, warna woh na milta, majaal uski."

I screamed a little when Allama Iqbal said "Na kar naseeb pe itne gile, Iqbal, jab Khuda razi hota hai, toh har cheez mil jaati hai."

But then, Mirza Ghalib got a chokehold on me, saying "Tum bhi Ghalib, kamaal karte ho, ummeedein insaano se laga kar, shikayatein Khuda se karte ho."

[girlonabreak]

may i offer you something ? water ? food ? my heart ?? a whole life together ???

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Please.

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Oh when Parveen Shakir said "Mere paas se jo guzra, mera haal tak na poocha. Main kaise maan jaon ke woh door jaake roya?"

But when Ahmad Faraz said "Tere paas se jo guzre toh junoon mei thay Faraz, jab door jaake socha toh zaar zaar roye"

(Screaming crying throwing up)

[alooobukharaverypyara]

I told my dad I was craving cherries, and this godly man brought a whole box of them the next day😭😭😭

This is what standards are all about.

[wedarkacademia]

no bond is stronger than a girl and the first anime she ever watched

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Periodt.

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Sometimes I wonder what I was wondering

[87437732156806533-deactivated20]

I can feel The dryness of those markers in my bones

[the-silent-screamer]

Fun fact those dry markers were supposed to have water put into them to make them work. You take off the bottom thing and pour water in and bam, instant marker success. Only learned about this four years after I’d lost my set 🙃

[bemusedlybespectacled]

WHAT

[a-girl-with-sparkling-lies]

WHAT

[bee-dot-exe]

WHAT

[maximumsunshine]

Hey. Reblog to save some poor kid lots of grief.

[no-lo-lo]

Fucking what?!

[tinydooms]

Every ‘90s child on Tumblr raises their head in outrage.

[justenoughlight]

I just stood up so fast and snatched mine out of my closet brb going to the sink

[justenoughlight]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[amyreadsandstresses]

OH MY GOD

[brink-of-insanity-georg]

WHAT

[rainbowratsstuff]

What?!

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

MF WHAT

[telangana-official]

W H A T

[india-official]

What.

[kulfi-waala-deactivated20250412]

I… I thought this was common knowledge?

[celesteine]

….WHAT

[alooobukharaverypyara]

My brother in Christ WHAAATTT

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Just burped in front of the homies and gained 2000 aura points.

[dreamyintersexpuppy]

if a girl wants to rip open your ribcage and live there you have to let her

[alooobukharaverypyara]

That too rentfree.

[alooobukharaverypyara]

Na kisi se Ishq na kisi se ladayi

8 baje khana 10 baje padhayi