dead inside

[fromduck]

Me with you guys simping over hot men

[kosmogrl]

[c0keb0dyy]

[dailytwitterposts]

[tacofriendss]

Normalize toys during sex. Roll that hot wheels over them titties. Skurt.🏎

[valtsv]

having both anxiety and depression is like that post about washing your meds down with redbull. you’d like to think that the constant fear of failure caused by your anxiety would cancel out the lack of motivation you feel thanks to your depression, but no. they are both working so very much and you cannot stop it.

[valtsv]

[sirchubbybunny]

It’s entering the final boss stage where the music kicks in, but they don’t spawn.

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

god i hope whatever bullshit happens next is funny

[bluebandana]

my role on tumblr dot com is to scroll through thousands of posts and only reblog the good ones for you to see like your personal tumblr pasta strainer

[conarcoin]

[iwas-handpicked]

missionary so we can continue our argument from before

[depresseddisneyprincess]

october will be kind

october will be fun

october will be good

october will bring peace

october will bring happiness

october will bring love

[httpcottagewitch]

mercury is in reverse cowgirl again

[arahir]

"we took porn off tumblr for more lucrative advertising" like this you mean

"post plus" pay me to have to look at these

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

I don't punch bugs but my boyfriend is 6'7" and 220lbs so I'll call him to get the bugs and he walks in and does his best new york gangster voice (he's British) and goes "is that guy bothering you, toots?" and then puts them in a cup

if men arent like this theyre worthless

[digitalhunk]

best fight scene in movie history

[namiiswan-archived]

[universeofmemes]

[konoko]