Soccer mom wanna be

I'm a mediocre actor with a good attitude! IG: kindamediocre

[notlikethemoviess]

Dead poets society (1989)

[dennys]

college is, like, really important. but if you don’t do well, remember you can still get paid to run a tumblr for a restaurant.

[s00nstuck023]

we’re finally unlocking the dennys admin’s backstory

[thetenderpassion]

[maneki-kat]

It gets funnier the earlier in the semester you reblog it

[alotmediocre]

I have those shorts! they from HnM

[dicksoutsuggestion]

dicks out for newpussycat

[pherae-moved-deactivated2016122]

what’s newpussycat

[dicksoutsuggestion]

WHOA WHOA OOOHH

[harrygilmore]

[meliora]

bonus track on zayn’s new album

[haineki]

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

[chadbono]

[zvcruvolo-deactivated20200724]

He just shit on your whole life, bitch.

[iceey-ent]

I don’t get it

[colgek]

He’s thanking her for her criticism because that’s the polite thing to do when being judged for something you are pursuing a career in. She showed her complete and total lack of class and tact by misinterpreting his thanks as an acceptance of a compliment. It put her in her place in a very discreet yet sick as hell way. Basically, he revealed that she is trash in a very polite way.

[tummydrummer-deactivated2014022]

me nd my pirate girlfriend

[holdin hands]

me: bb ur hands r so cold

her: that me hook

[freifraufischer]

[badscienceshenanigans-deactivat]

DRAG THEM NEIL

[long-ago-1234567890]

in cutthroat kitchen the challenge in spaghetti and meatballs and this guy buys a sabotage to take away all of 1 ingredient from any chef. so he takes away this lady’s garlic. and everyone’s like “why the fuck did you not take her pasta” and he’s like “i know what i’m doing”. when the judge gets to that lady’s dish (and this was her only sabotage) he’s like “this is really underseasoned i’m not tasting any garlic or seasonings you’d expect from spaghetti and meatballs” and the camera just zooms in on the guy grinning. goddamn

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

thats dumb. what if people could sabotage each other in the Olympics like that? “oh, you’re allowed to take away one thing from your opponant” and like the compatition is lap swimming or something and the guy goes “alright, no water allowed for you.”

[spookyscaryhumanism]

Sweety, darling, sugarpie….

Have you seen cutthroat kitchen?

The best description I ever saw was one saying it was essentially the Mario Party of competitive cooking shows.

[weloveshortvideos]

[disgustinganimals]

Don’t hire this cleaning service

[alsedes]

He’s trying his best

[alotmediocre]

💖I haven't been on tumblr for a while but I adore this drawing 💖 #fuckfuckboiz #fuckbois #artst ???

[h-alsey-deactivated20170513]

album cover swaps | indie queens

[abracadang-blog]

It’s been a hard week for southern racist homophobes I guess

[alotmediocre]

Im throwing up

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

when a meme hits so close to home

[saaavx0h]

uhm… this is me… I commented that… wtf

[kant-deactivated20190908]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT LMFAOOOOOOOOO

[yayoroses]

[67888875322467]

“The difference two years can make.”

[alotmediocre]

The poor chair; U know its his fault