StrangerNightmare

Failing upwards (40yo exhausted trash goblin) “moons haunted” is the tag I use for work

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Sorry about the untagged spider!

I didn’t even realize who had posted it. Still sharing it with the other half. Normally it’s a knee jerk blegggggghh and a quick scroll but Jamie loved this book for some reason

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The new girl who put in her resignation had her last day yesterday and returning dude (who used to work here, just needs a quick refresher on the system) said apparently she spent the whole day with a bad attitude.

You chose your last day. You also chose to work through your last however many days. It’s your fault your dumb ass chose the last day to be a Sunday instead of giving yourself breathing room between end date and start date.

And now I gotta learn new passwords cuz of this girl.

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Child, if you send me fake “verify or perish” tags, emails, DMs, notes, whatever, I will block you.

I had no problem wandering away from livejournal, fanfiction(dot)net, and MySpace, don’t think I won’t do it again.

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“My children, it is you. You are not what we wanted, not what we planned for, but you are my experiment, and you are a success.”

So I just finished Adrian Tchaikovksy's "Children of Time" and it's easily my favorite book of the last decade. I am so emotional over these sentient jumping spiders <3

Alternate version under the cut:

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Reblogging so I can show this to Jamie later. He loved this bizarre series he lovingly dubbed “space soap opera with spiders.” And I have noped out of every single time he brings it up.

This is wonderful and amazing (I hate you just a little due to knee-jerk arachnophobia) but I’m sharing the hell out of this even if it creeps me the hell out

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Got asked to come in to work. When I went to ask if I should leave at 6, Boss looks at me and goes “I’m sorry I asked you to come in, we really didn’t need it after all but then *arm wave*”

Yeah, feels.

But, I got paid to stand around like a dingus so there’s that

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I’m dying.

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…there is a “Roanoke gone wild” fb page.

Fucken hell. I thought it was fake.

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Have found the cord to charge the taser. It was on my desk.

The last time I cleaned my desk off, it wasn’t there.

This cord has been missing for years.

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“Would you be willing to come in tomorrow and work four hours?”

No.

(I am le tired.)

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Had a client tell me I should be a flight attendant.

Because I talk with my hands and “have done the spiel so many times with a smile.”

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The little man says I can walk. Hit me bitch.

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Yall. Don’t be nasty to the person who answers the phone. Just cuz you’re mad about the noise doesn’t mean you gotta unleash on them.

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No, I don’t know where the drumming is coming from. Yes, it is very loud. Normally I can’t hear it inside the building.

You can call the cops and complain at 10pm.

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“I’m probably older than you.”

I doubt that.

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Supposedly local shop (Game Junkies) is/was set to open up a video rental store. I like Game Junkies, they’re chill people.

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Jamie left earlier and texted me to say there is a container set down in the middle of where our driveway used to be, just chilling on the grass, like an offering.

He’s like “it’s in the middle of the driveway. Like a foot into the yard from the road.”

Yall ever wanna know if guys can’t tell how large something is, there you go.

ITS LIKE TWO GIANT STEPS INSIDE OUR PROPERTY.

Where did it come from? Why is it there?

It wasn’t there when I got home yesterday and it wasn’t there when he got home.

Is it an offering to Monteith? Did someone drop it? Did it get pushed into the yard from last nights storm?

(Definitely didn’t come from the neighbor across the street. They’re cool as shit but they knock on the door)

How long has this been there?

I’m not going to touch it. It could be intended to poison the dogs.

And it’s gross as fuck outside and I am already having a stand down with the damned groundhog.

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i would like 151 episodes, 2 manga tie-ins, an arcade beat-em-up, and at least 3 theatrical films of this. please

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I haven’t seen this image in forever! Awww I’m glad i got to see it randomly cross my dash