[somewherepastnever]

The amount of sex I need right now is ridiculous.

[achromaticdreamer-deactivated20]

[itismyfault]

Satan

[alovelikewhat99]

Someone talk to me and be friends lol it's for science

[bugonearth]

when your parents ask if your homework is done

[hell-nation-deactivated20150705]

[psydragon]

every slasher film

knock knock. it’s the killer.

killer: open the door. stop having it be closed.

[psydragon]

person: can you maybe chill?

killer: How About Maybe You Chill?

[psydragon]

killer: stop fucking running away

person: how about i do anyway

[psydragon]

person 1: we need to find supplies

person 2: like clocks, and guns, and ♪ jesus ♪  

[slothblog]

me: *is bitter but is also right*

[chibisokka-blog]

reblog if you ARE gay, if you SUPPORT gays, or if you like to OPEN people’s WINDOWS in the middle of the NIGHT and put DOZENS of GEESE in their BEDROOMS

[warm-human]

My goal in life is to be one of those people who are just light. You see them and you suddenly feel so warm inside and all you want to do is hug them. And they look at you and smile with the warmest light in their eyes…. and you love them. maybe not in a romantic way but you just want to be close to them and you hope some of their light transfers onto you.

[iguanamouth]

i havent shaved my legs in a really long time and while i was babysitting my skirt edged up a bit and the seven year old i was watching said “ew you should shave that hairs not supposed to be there” and i said “well if its not supposed to be there then why does it grow there?” and he was really silent for a long time and then finally said “lets watch sonic the hedgehog”

[level27rogue-deactivated2020112]

tumors grow, are they supposed to be there?

its called “evolution”, just because its there doesnt mean its useful or wanted.

[geekandmisandry]

Local Man Compares Leg Hair To Cancer, Genuinely Thought It Was A Smart Argument. More At Six.

[cloudbff]

Me: depression isn’t bothering me Me: *forgets to eat, either sleeps too much or not at all, feels nothing 90% of the time, doesn’t change clothes for 8 days* Me: positive vibes ✌

[straightboyfriend]

me texting someone

me: hey its me, an inconvenience,

[alovelikewhat99]

I would have a lot of friends and go out with them having a great time , but my social anxiety says other wise

[thegreatindica-deactivated20211]

[toodank]

Too faaaast

[boihediditagain]

The prophecy is true…