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❥ moved to @sugar-puppie !!

[unaloid]

[apolladay]

have you kissed your best friend (on the lips)?

yes, as a dare/just to see what it’s like

yes, because i’m attracted to them

yes, we have a fwb situation

technically yes (my significant other is my best friend)

i’ve kissed a best friend in the past, but not my current best friend

no, neither of us have ever wanted to

no, i’ve wanted to but they haven’t

no, they’ve wanted to but i haven’t

no, we’ve both wanted to but haven’t done it

i’ve never had a best friend

Voting ended onDec 16, 2024

[escuerzoresucitado]

[akkipu-art]

Ouran highschool host cats

[princilly]

ough

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of my college students wrote that a sign of emerging mental health concerns is "increased levels of behaviour" and I can't even argue. like yeah doing shit is sus

[januariat]

this thread on twitter is fucking killing me

[skunkstripe]

(via)

[ypipie]

asked my cat if he wanted dinner or the slop that kills him and my twin was like "he can hear you, you know?" and when I looked down at my cat he was like this

[copepods]

literally a poet

[copepods]

actually ☝️ this account is actually a Wretched Impersonator whose identity is unknown but officially endorsed by andy c himself

[hakobore]

comic for a zine~!

[teathattast]

[transpool-moved]

spider-man caught fagging it up in queens

[transpool-moved]

[stjohnstarling]

MAD SCIENTIST WRAPPED 🧪

You made 9630 monsters this year.

You laughed in an unhinged and frightening manner for 569 hours.

Your most used chemical was Evil HRT and you used it 1836 times this year.

Your favourite monster to make was Erotic Frankenstein, which you made 145 times.

Your favourite piece of lab equipment this year was “Mr. Pinchy.”

You kidnapped 96 hot young journalists who were snooping where they shouldn’t be - that’s in the top 2% of mad scientists!

You killed 420 busybody detectives and miscellaneous policemen. (Nice!)

You spent 8760 hours dangling people over a vat of bubbling green acid.

You made one person into a chaise-longue.

You lost control of your creations and had them rampage through the village 56 times!

[anarchautistic]

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

[shittysawtraps]

saw trap themed pick up lines. they call me the saw trap because you’ll be re-evaluating your life after a night with me. they call me the reverse bear trap because you’ll have to pick your jaw up off of the floor. they call me the bathroom trap because however brief our connection is, it will still be meaningful. they call me the rack because. because.

[m-oshun-deactivated20251105]

Wow I miss them*

*OCs that only exist in my brain at all times and nowhere else