Alpha Female

An actual cryptid. 24.

[catchymemes]

[kaijuno]

[killadelphia]

[chilewithcarnage]

they got horny build a bears now

[chilewithcarnage]

@free-range-tiddies

[free-range-tiddies]

[rylandgraces]

*me plugging in my phone in the dark* dont think about it dont think about it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thinka botu it donmt think aboiut it dont think about it dont think abotu it dont thihnk about it dont think about it dont think about it dojnt think abtiou it dont thi

[dragkingandreweldritch]

nature is healing

[catasters]

[ominouscryptkeeper]

rise and shine, whores. there's blasphemy and legs to spread.

[toastbutteregg]

my inbox is 100% open for this

[mychemicalraymance]

[leepacey]

ned fulmer posting notes app apologies for cheating on his wife with a much younger woman he employs while having these as his profile pictures across social media is actually killing me

[nothingbutloveforyou]

hey (with the intention to kiss you in between grocery aisles)

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[maya-hawke]

BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN — 2005, dir. Ang Lee

[stochastic-shieldmaiden]

Is it me or does Jupiter in this also look like calcifer from howls moving castle

[myautumnsoul]

People: “it’s still only Jul-

Me: 🖤🎃🍂🕷🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🔪👣⚰️💀🖤🕷🎃🍂🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀🖤🎃🎃🎃🖤🕷🕸⚰️🦇👁🖤💀🕸🌙🍂⚰️⚰️⚰️🔮🍂🍂🍂🔮🔮🎃🖤🖤🕸💀👁🔪👣💀🖤🍂🎃 🕸💀👁🔪💀🖤🍂🎃🔮🕸🌙👁🦇🕷💀⚰️🖤🕷🖤🕸🔮🕸🌙🦇🕷🎃👣💀🍂🖤💀🕷🕷🌙🌙🎃🍂👣🍂🕸🌙👁🎃🎃🦇🎃💀🔮

[funnytwittertweets]

[huffylemon]