[alphabitches]

me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean

me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory

[pawnee-animal-control]

Current emotion: Chopped judges during the last 10 seconds of a round

[meesow]

[preciousorgans]

How I feel rn lmao

[twitterlols]

[drarryking]

I shouldn’t find this as funny as I do

[thenatsdorf]

[guwopmvmi]

[tweetsdaily]

[lallysbroch]

“Sweetie, would you say grace, please?”

[glitchsafari]

[tsunderetonic]

this video is possibly among the greatest things I have ever experienced

[yachttweiler-deactivated2013061]

[sovietnam]

[society-sucks--enjoy-your-stay]

When I force someone to follow me on social media

[mugicha1]

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[peachtimes-deactivated20220831]

Nothing is scarier than when puppets h

[slavery]

U GOOD?

[littlehappinesss]

He’s a toasted marshmallow

[kittynoct]

i saw kakashi in accounting class

[cockyhorror]

oh

[cloududart]