Cynocephaly

- kelsey leigh - --stoner, acid head, polytheist, animist, fortune teller. -- Some kinda genderqueer. answers to female pronouns. -- Devotee of the Norse and the Netjer. -- Fan of handicrafts, aquarium keeping, and dead things. -- Star Wars makes me feel too many things. ---- Sometimes I tweet. I sell tarot readings.

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Great I wish I was dead

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Lmao okay fuck it no, this chick wants to get with him and he doesn’t realize it

[alphacanismaj0ris]

I have nowhere else to vent this, irl people follow all my other accounts and if I don’t get this out of my system somehow I’m gonna be real unpleasant when I meet her in person

[alphacanismaj0ris]

It’s legit this or she’s trying to sell him collodial silver

[alphacanismaj0ris]

I haven’t come up on a weekend happy in months

All I wanna do after my shift today is sleep for like a day and a half, instead I get to assemble furniture and clean in preparation of hosting this chick

Who by the way sounded pretty shocked to find out that I exist

[usahano]

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Lmao okay fuck it no, this chick wants to get with him and he doesn’t realize it

[alphacanismaj0ris]

I have nowhere else to vent this, irl people follow all my other accounts and if I don’t get this out of my system somehow I’m gonna be real unpleasant when I meet her in person

[alphacanismaj0ris]

It’s legit this or she’s trying to sell him collodial silver

[twinkincel]

im a snail and god is salting me

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Lmao okay fuck it no, this chick wants to get with him and he doesn’t realize it

[alphacanismaj0ris]

I have nowhere else to vent this, irl people follow all my other accounts and if I don’t get this out of my system somehow I’m gonna be real unpleasant when I meet her in person

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Lmao okay fuck it no, this chick wants to get with him and he doesn’t realize it

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[ruffboi-mags]

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

[taviacw]

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Expressed my uneasiness about it and he just said don’t worry about it awesome

Still worried about it

[alphacanismaj0ris]

He asked me why I’m uneasy and I really don’t know how to say it diplomatically that he’s painted a picture of a homewrecker that I don’t want to meet

[alphacanismaj0ris]

This is the card that came up for her okay

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Expressed my uneasiness about it and he just said don’t worry about it awesome

Still worried about it

[alphacanismaj0ris]

He asked me why I’m uneasy and I really don’t know how to say it diplomatically that he’s painted a picture of a homewrecker that I don’t want to meet

[drive2011-deactivated20220420]

you guys really just don’t check your fucking phones huh? you don’t give a fuck and a half about your notifications? you just carry it around with you everywhere but don’t actually go on it? maybe someone texted you. maybe you received an email. maybe you need to take your daily duolingo lesson. but no, you really just can’t be bothered. fuck you

[sunny-dayze]

The Duolingo owl wrote this post

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Expressed my uneasiness about it and he just said don’t worry about it awesome

Still worried about it

[lopmon]

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Idk if I’m being a jealous idiot, or if I’ve got a premotionion, or if I just happen to be in the right

But I don’t like this and I don’t like this feeling of distrust and I know it’s probably just my problem and I don’t know how to talk to him about it without coming across over controlling and jealous and all the other shit that gets women called crazy

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Like the obvious thing is to ask the questions I have clearly and calmly and have an adult discussion but welp broke brain

I don’t know how to diplomatically ask him if he fucked this chick during their war. I don’t know how much to read into them intending to marry so they could get each other’s pensions if something happened to one of them. I don’t know what all he had with her and I don’t know how to ask, or if I could bring myself to if I found the right words.

But every time he talks about her I get this awful feeling, and every time he brings her up he reiterates that they almost (but didn’t) get married

He described me on the phone to her as “this chick from tinder basically”

What the fuck

[alphacanismaj0ris]

But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update

[alphacanismaj0ris]

I have to work in the morning and instead my brain has me up at ONE IN THE MORNING crying over this bullshit

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Update I got five hours of sleep and woke up still upset

[alphacanismaj0ris]

What is it with chicks with the Innsmouth look who won’t shut the fuck up about being in the army

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Idk if I’m being a jealous idiot, or if I’ve got a premotionion, or if I just happen to be in the right

But I don’t like this and I don’t like this feeling of distrust and I know it’s probably just my problem and I don’t know how to talk to him about it without coming across over controlling and jealous and all the other shit that gets women called crazy

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Like the obvious thing is to ask the questions I have clearly and calmly and have an adult discussion but welp broke brain

I don’t know how to diplomatically ask him if he fucked this chick during their war. I don’t know how much to read into them intending to marry so they could get each other’s pensions if something happened to one of them. I don’t know what all he had with her and I don’t know how to ask, or if I could bring myself to if I found the right words.

But every time he talks about her I get this awful feeling, and every time he brings her up he reiterates that they almost (but didn’t) get married

He described me on the phone to her as “this chick from tinder basically”

What the fuck

[alphacanismaj0ris]

But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update

[alphacanismaj0ris]

I have to work in the morning and instead my brain has me up at ONE IN THE MORNING crying over this bullshit

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Update I got five hours of sleep and woke up still upset

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Idk if I’m being a jealous idiot, or if I’ve got a premotionion, or if I just happen to be in the right

But I don’t like this and I don’t like this feeling of distrust and I know it’s probably just my problem and I don’t know how to talk to him about it without coming across over controlling and jealous and all the other shit that gets women called crazy

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Like the obvious thing is to ask the questions I have clearly and calmly and have an adult discussion but welp broke brain

I don’t know how to diplomatically ask him if he fucked this chick during their war. I don’t know how much to read into them intending to marry so they could get each other’s pensions if something happened to one of them. I don’t know what all he had with her and I don’t know how to ask, or if I could bring myself to if I found the right words.

But every time he talks about her I get this awful feeling, and every time he brings her up he reiterates that they almost (but didn’t) get married

He described me on the phone to her as “this chick from tinder basically”

What the fuck

[alphacanismaj0ris]

But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update

[alphacanismaj0ris]

I have to work in the morning and instead my brain has me up at ONE IN THE MORNING crying over this bullshit

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Idk if I’m being a jealous idiot, or if I’ve got a premotionion, or if I just happen to be in the right

But I don’t like this and I don’t like this feeling of distrust and I know it’s probably just my problem and I don’t know how to talk to him about it without coming across over controlling and jealous and all the other shit that gets women called crazy

[alphacanismaj0ris]

Like the obvious thing is to ask the questions I have clearly and calmly and have an adult discussion but welp broke brain

I don’t know how to diplomatically ask him if he fucked this chick during their war. I don’t know how much to read into them intending to marry so they could get each other’s pensions if something happened to one of them. I don’t know what all he had with her and I don’t know how to ask, or if I could bring myself to if I found the right words.

But every time he talks about her I get this awful feeling, and every time he brings her up he reiterates that they almost (but didn’t) get married

He described me on the phone to her as “this chick from tinder basically”

What the fuck

[alphacanismaj0ris]

But if I’m wrong and misreading everything, like I do with shit literally all the time, then I’m just this suspicious jealous bitch who made a veteran single mom have to go looking for a place to stay, turned out by her brother in arms cause he’s whipped by his controlling girlfriend and how the fuck does that look as a goddam Facebook update