ladies and gentlemen, this is fallout no. 5

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[prokopetz]

"Toxic yuri" is a very context-dependent term because half the people using it are clearly picturing some sort of subtle psychological warfare and the other half seem to be describing the girl version of whatever is going on between Batman and the Joker.

[fallout-lou-begas]

if you'll consult the graph

[tofu-bento-box]

…are you aware that you have reblogged a post about lesbians with a chart containing seven canonically male characters

[fallout-lou-begas]

for the love of fucking god everyone 80% of my own blog is about being a lesbian myself and i was making a joke graph intentionally expanding upon "the girl version of whatever is going on between X" as originally stipulated by the OP. why am i getting flak for this when there were literally 2 men in the goddamn post before i even got here. do you think i'm that stupid. can all of you fucking unclench

[fallout-lou-begas]

remember Chuck Testa

[fallout-lou-begas]

nope

[fallout-lou-begas]

hello i'm the nopestalgia critic i remember chuck testa so you don't have to

[fallout-lou-begas]

remember Chuck Testa

[fallout-lou-begas]

nope

[fallout-lou-begas]

remember Chuck Testa

[maidthings]

someone tried to hit me w the "dude... guy... person... i support all people. are your pronouns they them" dialog tree on my 18th hour of work. sorry buddy we stop doing that one at midnight

[maidthings]

i had a 30lb steel pipe in my hands and for a few seconds I swear it started glowing

[deadelated]

indeed...

[tumbwr]

[fallout-lou-begas]

i cannot even begin to describe how load bearing this video has been for my mental health lately. thank you macho man randy savage. i'll get over it but not really

[fallout-lou-begas]

like i don't think people understand. it's affirming. it genuinely is. whatever you're dealing with or whatever you went through may not ever really go away. but you can manage it. you can survive it. you can live anyway. you'll get over it but not really. you'll be back. the emotion and the burning desire that you have inside you right now wiyull☝️ continyeough

[fallout-lou-begas]

[fallout-lou-begas]

had a moment this weekend where i got to truly realize how far i've come mentally and emotionally in my attachment-forming since last year. it's really nice to realize that, like, the work you do on being more deliberate and measured with this can really pay off, and that becoming less reflexively codependent is possible, especially when you've got a mental illness that fabricates a lot of urgency and necessity where there's really none at all. i just parry that shit so much more easily now. #itgetsbetter

[kushblazer666]

[fallout-lou-begas]

girl who's mixed up being plural with being poly: so they're all inside you at once? 😳 woah 😅

girl who's mixed up being poly with being plural: (grabbing you by the collar) HOW DID YOU GET THEM OUT HERE WITH YOU. TELL ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'M DESPERATE

[fallout-lou-begas]

guy that i've tricked into mixing up tokusatsu with katsu: i get it... the way the breading turns brown and crispy in the oil... this must be a "henshin!"

guy that i've tricked into mixing up katsu with tokusatsu: (licking lips) when do we eat that bird with the long legs

[brbgensokyo]

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[fallout-lou-begas]

list of pokemon that are TMA on, like, a genuinely conceptual level:

Absol and Darkrai (canonically maligned, targeted, and ostracized for no good reason, and then its attempts to protect or isolate itself are only leveraged as more proof of its danger)

Mimikyu (pretty self-explanatory)

Type: Null, Silvally, and Mewtwo (living weapons that exist in the shadow of a more perfect counterpart)

Ralts line (obvious)

Chikorita and Popplio Line (standard 85% male starter gender ratio yet distinctly feminine and famously unpopular because of it)

Cascoon and Dustox (turns out "wrong")

Shedinja (the shape of something that should be there but isn't)

Latias (literally takes the form of a girl)

Dragonite and Goodra (hated for being "gay" dragons instead of "cool" ones)

Ceruledge (chuuni)

do you all understand what i'm getting at here. am i forgetting any

[bunniope]

i want to double down on darkrai for competitive reasons which is: darkrai has the signature move dark void, which was a spread sleep move with 80% accuracy. which is Really Really good in doubles formats for obvious reasons. however, darkrai has never been legal in official competitive formats, which is where this gets interesting. Basically, because smeargle can effectively learn Every Move, doubles players taught it dark void. it became such a problem that gamefreak actually stepped in and 1. nerfed the move to 50% accuracy, which immediately made it totally dogshit and 2. stopped allowing smeargle to learn it entirely. So. darkrai was punished outright for the actions of a completely separate pokemon

[fallout-lou-begas]

DON'T GET DISTRACTED BY INFIGHTING!!! we're all banworthy in the eyes of VGC!! darkrai and smeargle should be making out sloppy style instead

[viscousgirlliker]

Doubling back to the Ceruledge mention, you'll be delighted to know that she's not only Chuuni but in Pokopia is one of the "shy personality" pokémon, so her dialogue has minor stutters. Ceruledge gap moe is canon. (also like other said, banette dex entry.)

[fallout-lou-begas]

Following you for the combee forcefem

people keep talking about this like i'm the one who came up with this joke as if i didn't literally just describe what was happening in the clip from pChal's stream

[atanerrum]

some kind of sketch-doodle-artwork of bayonetta i've been picking at since 2024, i don't know anymore what i was trying to accomplish with it

[imverylucky]

IF I GO CRACY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME Ooper Eats 🍔🪦