ladies and gentlemen, this is fallout no. 5

the thing about starfire teen titans is that you think "oh she's naive and prone to misunderstandings because she's an alien and doesn't know a lot about earth, that's cute" but then in literally the second episode you meet her sister blackfire who is on earth for literally the first time ever and does not have these problems at all and so you realize starfire is just Like That. and it's moe. you have to love her it's not optional

#teen titans #aquaman #replies

teen titans is a really good show if you like it when a girl's eyes start glowing when she's about to use her powers and abilities

#and you fucking KNOW I DOOOOOOOO #teen titans

the thing about starfire teen titans is that you think "oh she's naive and prone to misunderstandings because she's an alien and doesn't know a lot about earth, that's cute" but then in literally the second episode you meet her sister blackfire who is on earth for literally the first time ever and does not have these problems at all and so you realize starfire is just Like That. and it's moe. you have to love her it's not optional

i like how in Teen Titans all of slade's minions are robots and so by virtue of being nonhuman they don't have to hold back on the violence literally at all. so long as they spew gears instead of organs it's totally okay for raven to eviscerate them piece by piece with her telekinetic powers on children's TV

#there's a fun anecdote about BTAS where they learned they could do this with the ventriloquist's scarface puppet too #teen titans

cyborg just fucking punched Through a guy

#teen titans

i like how in Teen Titans all of slade's minions are robots and so by virtue of being nonhuman they don't have to hold back on the violence literally at all. so long as they spew gears instead of organs it's totally okay for raven to eviscerate them piece by piece with her telekinetic powers on children's TV

terra pog

#teen titans

i've been cooking a lot more meatless dishes lately and it's reminding me why i went vegetarian for a year a couple years ago in the first place (it was extremely beneficial for my diet and my mind to not lean too much on the same meals over and over out of habit and seek out and think about new recipes and ingredients instead). personally i just benefit from a limitation to incentivize creativity and so i think everyone should try this whether or not they stick with it

#ofc i'm on this so much lately because the girl i'm mondo crushing on is vegetarian and we usually cook together when we see each other and #aaaaaaaaaa aaaAA HRH H HGH HGHHHHHHHHHHHH KICKS MY FEET FOAMS AT MY MOUTH ETC #louposting #food

okay so here's what you're gonna do. you're gonna take some mushrooms and slice them very thin. and you'll fry them in butter in a stainless steel pan on medium-low heat. you have to lay them down in the pan one at a time so that they're all flat and not covering each other up. once they're crispy on one side, add salt and smoked paprika. then i want you to add finely minced onion and stir it. as those cook, chop a bell pepper and add that to the mixture when done. let those cook all together until the whole thing is very fragrant, and then remove them onto a side plate. add more butter to the pan and then add three whisked eggs and some shredded or grated cheese. once the bottom of the eggs has gotten semi-solid, add the vegetables. once the bottom is solid, carefully flip over half of the eggs to form an omelette. let the bottom finish cooking before flipping the whole thing. remove the omelette from the pan once it's done. top it with hot sauce. but you're not done yet. add three slices of cheese to the still-buttery pan and let them melt and cook. scrape the cooked cheese off the bottom of the pan and lay over the top of your omelette.

now you can make a mushroom, onion, and pepper omelette with crispy cheese topping. if you need to hear this explanation again, open your pause menu and navigate to Memories > Recipes > Breakfast.

and remember, in your adventuring, you might discover new ingredients and techniques that can be added to the recipes you already have, such as diced potatoes or tomato slices. keep an eye out and explore every nook and cranny. you never know what you'll find.

#yes i cooked the whole thing in a single stainless steel pan. do not trust the haters who say you can't cook eggs in a stainless steel pan.#louposting #food

i have had to mute so many posts this week

just spent a fucking hour digging a tunnel in an online collaborative clicker game about destroying a monolith of one quintillion cubes one block at a time

i made Loss

just spent a fucking hour digging a tunnel in an online collaborative clicker game about destroying a monolith of one quintillion cubes one block at a time

time to make my breakfast and coffee at 10:00PM like a ridiculous freak because working overnight shifts and having professional nocturnality inflicted upon me has separated me from society, the sun, and the natural rhythm of my body to where everything feels, quite genuinely, really stupid

#IT REALLY IS THAT SERIOUS

catboybiologist

I really like listening to ppls organs when I cuddle

catboybiologist

Like y'know when you're laying on someone's chest or stomach and you start hearing the flow of fluid through their heart and the churning of their stomach and the movement of their digestive tract and the muscles recruited when they swallow

It's so intimate, and so human. Reminds me that we're flesh and blood, and that flesh and blood is a marvelous thing to be

imagine you're in a pokemon battle on the side of some random road and this little girl calls back her wartortle and throws out a fresh ball and out pops kyubey. it's fucking kyubey from PMMM

she's like kyubey use quick attack! and you're trying to call a time-out to ask what the fuck is going on and the next thing you see kyubey has grabbed your pidgey by the head like a cat and snapped its fucking neck. no red light, no "fainted," pidgey is fucking limp & dead. the girl is giggling like yeah kyubey you won! like it's normal

do you, without further explanation, physically fight kyubey on the side of the road while the little girl cries

stomping kyubey

non stomp button

show me bumbers

Remaining time: 11 hours 8 minutes

extremely important: from my perspective, is this trainer just sending out a strange yet sinister creature that kills my Pokemon, or does Puella Magi Madoka Magica exist as a media franchise within the world of this scenario just like it does in real life and I am in fact recognizing that it's literally Kyubey on the spot

it's fucking kubey from PMMM he's right there!

#it took me two months last fall in an intensive outpatient program to learn these skills and i cannot even begin to stress its necessity #this is what ocd feels like to me #louposting

FUCK!

#madoka magica

a massive part of OCD treatment is exposure response prevention therapy, which is purposed to reduce your dependence on reflexive self-soothing when confronted with triggering incidents by triggering controlled incidents on purpose and deliberately resisting your compulsive actions, until eventually you're able to resist your compulsive action even when triggered by a spontaneous, uncontrolled incident. which means that people with OCD will spend a lottttttttttttt of time and money basically learning how to do this

imagine you're in a pokemon battle on the side of some random road and this little girl calls back her wartortle and throws out a fresh ball and out pops kyubey. it's fucking kyubey from PMMM

she's like kyubey use quick attack! and you're trying to call a time-out to ask what the fuck is going on and the next thing you see kyubey has grabbed your pidgey by the head like a cat and snapped its fucking neck. no red light, no "fainted," pidgey is fucking limp & dead. the girl is giggling like yeah kyubey you won! like it's normal

do you, without further explanation, physically fight kyubey on the side of the road while the little girl cries

stomping kyubey

non stomp button

show me bumbers

Remaining time: 11 hours 8 minutes