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FMK: ricky, isaac, jordan

Fuck: Isaac.Marry: Ricky.Kill: Jordan.

#Anonymous #dean answered #ricky d.#jordan k.

what drama is there? who here is even interesting?

Questions I ask myself everyday. Like where the hell is the drama people? Where is the hook ups? Where is the secret spilling by accident because you’re drunk? Where is it?

#Anonymous #dean answered

who needs to hook up, and who would be the hottest couple here?

I’d say someone needs to hook with that Diederick guy, because that guy is a straight up DILF. As for a couple, you’re all ugly as hell together so I’m not saying shit. Kidding. Sorta. I ship Ricky and that one hoe, you know the witchy one, Suzy I think? Yeah her.

#Anonymous #diederick b.#ricky d.#suzy h.#dean answered

best flirt?

I’d have to go with Noah and Raymond. They’re both horn dogs in their own way.

#Anonymous #noah o.#raymond w.#dean answered

tyson and noah have chemistry, do you think they're good together?

I don’t know, dude. I’m not a matchmaker. If I were you’d all be in fucked up relationships by now.

#Anonymous #tyson h.#noah o.#dean answered

most likely to get in bed with a counselor? most likely to get in bed with a camper?

All of you idiots are bound to fuck a counselor or vice versa, so I’m not even going to answer. It’s basically like a sex camp up in this bitch.

#Anonymous #dean answered

Do you think there's a trouple forming with Joyce, Tyson, and Noah?

Is that an actual fucking thing that’s happening? What the hell. No way. That’s weird and disgusting, mainly because Noah is way to hot to be with those two. Tyson and Joyce are good looking, but Noah is a god compared to them.

#Anonymous #joyce b.#noah o.#tyson h.#dean answered

saddest secrets? who we should be extra nice to

No fuck that, don’t be extra nice to anyone. Where’s the fun in that shit?

#Anonymous

out of the campers, who do you think is the most batshit crazy?

This is something you really had to ask? It’s obviously a tie between Joyce and Noah, don’t let the pissy pants, and nice guy act fool you. I think they’re about to crack.

#joyce b.#noah o.#Anonymous

thoughts on diederick?

Someone’s fishing for a compliment, but like I said before I don’t mind the guy ; he’s straight to the point and isn’t taken any shit from anyone. Not sure why he made this a family summer trip, but that’s a family I’d like to join if you catch my drift.

#diederick b.#Anonymous

Thoughts on Layla, Noah, the Bufords, and Tyson?

You just throwin random people in here to distract from the three you really want to know about? Layla is too far up Austin’s ass to see that he’s clearly doing some type of weird shit with Jordan. Noah seems too nice to get wrapped up in all this shit, though he’s got more in common with Joyce than either of them know. Speaking of Mr. Pissy Pants, no one forced the kid to come here, maybe he should take the edge off with a little -- I’ll stop there and let you fill in the blank. Diederick is slowly becoming my favorite, not taking shit and he’s nice to look at. And Tyson needs a haircut, unless it’s just there for those other two to take hold of when he’s clearly riding bitch.

#layla t.#austin a.#jordan k.#noah o.#joyce b.#diederick b.#tyson h.#Anonymous

tyjono is my otp

Sounds like a disease that's curable with a little tea spilling.

#tyson h.#joyce b.#noah o.#Anonymous

FMK: raymond, joyce, diederick

Fuck: Raymond, something tells me he’s good in the sackMarry: Diederick, dudes dad as fuck and I could get into thatKill: Joyce, his fuckin mopey ass

#raymond w.#joyce b.#diederick b.#Anonymous

what the hell is going on between jack and levi?

He’s hot and she’s taking full advantage of it would be my best guess. Good for them, the rest of y'all need to step up your game, at least someone is getting some action around here.

#jacqueline h.#levi g.#Anonymous #axel answered

which secrets do you think are most interesting?

My boy Nate’s has definitely got to be my favorite, followed by Dawn’s. Can’t say that Tommy’s surprises me at all ; kid seems like the type. But I’ve got to give an honorable mention to the married couple, Austin and Jordan for going at it together like a real team.

#nate k.#dawn f.#austin a.#jordan k.#Anonymous

most likely to at alpine: choke on a marshamallow at campfire, get lost hiking, forget a cabin member at the lake or somewhere, hook up w someone in the showers, start a fist fight

Choke on a marshmallow: AlejandroGet lost hiking: MouseForget a cabin member at the lake or somewhere: JoyceHook up with someone in the showers: AustinStart a fist fight: Veena

#alejandro g.#mouse m.#joyce b.#austin a.#veena g.#Anonymous

Give nicknames to everyone!

No way in hell, there are way too many of you fuckers for that. You’ll have to narrow it down.

#Anonymous

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