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love you later baby

[alpinewaif]

my dream date is him crushing my windpipe

[alpinewaif]

he got a buzzcut and i hate it, why is god plotting against me

[alpinewaif]

i’d be a really, really cool girl with a hot boyfriend my age if only my father gave me love

[alpinewaif]

the only positive thing about having mid grades is that at least i know he likes me because i’m pretty and cool and not because of my grades (i’m just dumb)

[alpinewaif]

love him

[alpinewaif]

there’s gonna be a new priest in my town this week, so pray he’s hot so i can pull a fleabag (a girl can dream)

[alpinewaif]

my mother and i could be in some competition who’s more suicidal

[alpinewaif]

liking a guy is the best appetite suppressant on the market

[alpinewaif]

how to stop getting mad at everything he does

[alpinewaif]

the sexual tension between me and a suicide

[alpinewaif]

so there’s this 50 year old

[alpinewaif]

i took a hair that he left on my test??

[doeeyedgirl]

L is for the love that you gave and took away

O is for the only one i wanted to stay

V is for my valiant valium baby

E is for the x that we took with champagne

[alpinewaif]

trying to make it seem like i’m interested in Hitler to get closer to him

[valealiz]

WHAT 😭... does he teach world history, modern history...?

[alpinewaif]

world history but he’s so serious about it 😭

[alpinewaif]

the lesson’s so boring i spend half of it in the bathroom

[alpinewaif]

reading his wife’s terrible poetry she posts on facebook while being on call with my friend and eating tiramisu

[alpinewaif]

trying to make it seem like i’m interested in Hitler to get closer to him

edit : yall i meant getting closer to a history teacher, getting closer to hitler is crazyy 💀