My Life Be Like....

Name is Kelli.Massachusetts born and bred.Quote Mean Girls Daily. I enjoy almost everyone. If I dont enjoy you. You will know it. The filter from my brain to my mouth has been disconnected. You have been warned.

[catnocte]

ignore your responsibilites and fantasize about older men

[liiquiidluck]

[onetreehillnaley233-blog]

[4evermenteengracado]

[etherealcel]

thE LAST ONE

[lenaiuthor]

[ukdb]

[harmonizingly]

Some people create their own storms and then complain when it rains.

[tkyle]

And the Grammy goes to RRRR… ANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES.

[parakavka]

[sexhaver]

"i can’t fucking read"

[pheberoni]

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

[double06]

so let me get this straight:

y’all bleed outta your vaginas

once a month, your panties look like a fucking murder scene

you are basically giVING BIRTH TO THE FUCKING LINING OF ONE OF YOUR INTERNAL ORGANS

and yet you just go about your daily business like

girls are fucking badass.

[swarnpert]

please do not be mean to dogs they are only trying to help

[lynllow]

[exileinoblivion]

these pictures are probably something like 20 years apart and i swear he only grew facial hair and got a haircut

[tastefullyoffensive]

[the-absolute-best-posts]

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

[youngbadmanbrown-deactivated201]

[p1kachu]

[jacobtheloofah]

stephen king throwing shade like a fucking master

[gailsimone]

Wow.

That is fierce.

[onamelancholyhill]

This is how someone has to deliver a message to Bieber.

Just saying.

I love you King.