i like,,, really love warm hugs

hi im alphonse elric and i love naps || Alphonse Elric FMA RP Blog ((takes place after end of anime))

[alsarmor]

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[edwardsalchemy]

Avoiding problems is Elric culture Babey!

[alsarmor]

hell yeah ill dab to that

[greedsavarice]

*he holds out Dochetto Jr as a peace offering, a note tied onto the collar that says “let’s talk?”*

@alsarmor

[alsarmor]

oh 

uhhhhhhhhhh 

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

um 

sure 

what we talking about

[greedsavarice]

*he shrugs, and scribbles down a few lines in his notebook that say:*

“wanna say sorry? Haven’t had the chance to. Especially with all the chaos and… you know. I mean, I can’t technically say it, but it’s the thought that counts right?”

[alsarmor]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats there to be sorry about???? 

nothing 

cool cool glad we had this chat imma go pet some cats

[greedsavarice]

*he scribbles furiously, underlining the single word several times for emphasis*

“Al”

[alsarmor]

cant hear you my eyes are closed

[greedsavarice]

[alsarmor]

i can hear movement i dont like this 

anyway uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh good talk lol

[greedsavarice]

*he holds out Dochetto Jr as a peace offering, a note tied onto the collar that says “let’s talk?”*

@alsarmor

[alsarmor]

oh 

uhhhhhhhhhh 

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

um 

sure 

what we talking about

[greedsavarice]

*he shrugs, and scribbles down a few lines in his notebook that say:*

“wanna say sorry? Haven’t had the chance to. Especially with all the chaos and… you know. I mean, I can’t technically say it, but it’s the thought that counts right?”

[alsarmor]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats there to be sorry about???? 

nothing 

cool cool glad we had this chat imma go pet some cats

[greedsavarice]

*he scribbles furiously, underlining the single word several times for emphasis*

“Al”

[alsarmor]

cant hear you my eyes are closed

[greedsavarice]

*he holds out Dochetto Jr as a peace offering, a note tied onto the collar that says “let’s talk?”*

@alsarmor

[alsarmor]

oh 

uhhhhhhhhhh 

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

um 

sure 

what we talking about

[greedsavarice]

*he shrugs, and scribbles down a few lines in his notebook that say:*

“wanna say sorry? Haven’t had the chance to. Especially with all the chaos and… you know. I mean, I can’t technically say it, but it’s the thought that counts right?”

[alsarmor]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaats there to be sorry about???? 

nothing 

cool cool glad we had this chat imma go pet some cats

[greedsavarice]

*he holds out Dochetto Jr as a peace offering, a note tied onto the collar that says “let’s talk?”*

@alsarmor

[alsarmor]

oh 

uhhhhhhhhhh 

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy 

um 

sure 

what we talking about

[alsarmor]

i wonder if i can get dad to eat more goldfish

[lustslust]

Please don’t. You’ve tortured enough animals.

[alsarmor]

you know what thats fair 

ill just give him some goldfish crackers lmao

[lustslust]

See, better already. How have you been Al?

[alsarmor]

you know how it goes 

dipped into hell and ate some chocolate and pet some cats 

the usual

[alsarmor]

i wonder if i can get dad to eat more goldfish

[lustslust]

Please don’t. You’ve tortured enough animals.

[alsarmor]

you know what thats fair 

ill just give him some goldfish crackers lmao

[alsarmor]

i wonder if i can get dad to eat more goldfish

[edwardsalchemy]

@wrathswrath. Legalize gay marijuana

[wrathswrath]

Done.

[edwardsalchemy]

Can you make being homophobic illegal.

[wrathswrath]

Also done. Anything else you would like to add?

[alsarmor]

can you like,,,,,,,, outlaw cishet™ people???????????

[edwardsalchemy]

@wrathswrath. Legalize gay marijuana

[hohenheimsstone]

Is there ANYTHING about the future that isn’t deeply unsettling?

[alsarmor]

toblerone 

[alsarmor]

whats a guy gotta do to get held around here??????

[alsarmor]

catch me disowning my dad for being rude to my brother ://////

[hohenheimsstone]

i mean you did kill one of your sons and send him to hell so it checks out that they're mean

WhY DId I dO THaT

And HOW is he not still DEAD

[alsarmor]

you think your twink-self could fucking kill me dead forever?????? lmao 

but nah i went to hell for a bit and then got out its all gucci

[hohenheimsstone]

Are these really my sons? They seem like the spawn of some sort of powerful deity……

[alsarmor]

well i mean thats what mom is so yeah 

you think an elder god fucking an immortal wouldnt make some jacked up kids?????????? rip 

but nah im your son and i have your dumbass disease

[hohenheimsstone]

i mean you did kill one of your sons and send him to hell so it checks out that they're mean

WhY DId I dO THaT

And HOW is he not still DEAD

[alsarmor]

you think your twink-self could fucking kill me dead forever?????? lmao 

but nah i went to hell for a bit and then got out its all gucci

[alsarmor]

holy shit ive missed being rude so much this is fucking great