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God I wish I could escape this panopticon of my own creation

Maybe the dead horse was actually beating me

Was consistently posting updates for a fic until ice trespassed and kidnapped my roommate- only silver lining is I finally got to join the exclusive club of ao3 authors who stop posting for months and then drop a crazy update in the notes like “sorry I didn’t maintain my 3 chapters a week posting schedule for this drarry fic ‘to be known is to be conquered’ I was hit by a bus and evicted.”

#alsobooger #we did manage to get him out of ice detention I would not be making this joke if we hadn’t

Art school taught me that it is 100% okay to make some bullshit and then retroactively assign meaning to it and actually everyone is already doing that you idiot

#alsobooger #art #artist #art school #art schooled #I got schooled by art school #and by that of course I mean I dropped out #not for the reasons you think #roommate was taken by ice

Waist so missing I only see it on the back of milk cartons

#alsobooger #waist #where is it #guys #I think it was taken to a second location #the police are saying I’m probably never gonna see it again #the towns people have organized a search

Guys this is so embarrassing… I lost my waist again. can someone please look for it on find my iPhone’s sister site find my waist?

#waist #help I can’t find my waist #find my iPhone #Apple iPhone 16 max #snatched #alsobooger

You will never know my letter box

#alsobooger

I’m probably lactose intolerant but that’s not for me to know I’m young and turnt

#alsobooger

That’s it, im out of here *gets raptured*

#alsobooger

peach-pot

my shady pirating site unfortunately remembered it’s supposed to be a shady pirating site and started showing me explicit porn ads. I forgive it though because it has my shows <3

peach-pot

me when I see an opportunity to help someone in my social circle: this village shit is easy

me when someone in my social circle sees an opportunity to help me: I’ve always thought of myself as a lone wolf

AA - acapella anonymous

#alsobooger #acapella

Who up getting their passport

#alsobooger

They hit the cuntigon but don’t worry diva you were safe in the cunter (cunt bunker)

#alsobooger

How am I supposed to believe the devil is wrong when deviled eggs are just so right

#alsobooger #deviled eggs

You should invite me to your holiday parties so I can hold conversations with your grandparents

#alsobooger

Told my friend I have acute tonsillitis and they said “well at least it’s a cute one”

#alsobooger #tonsils #tonsillitis

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