bodylicious boy dyke

An abominable fusion of Jessica and Rodger rabbit

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You will never know my letter box

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I’m probably lactose intolerant but that’s not for me to know I’m young and turnt

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That’s it, im out of here *gets raptured*

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my shady pirating site unfortunately remembered it’s supposed to be a shady pirating site and started showing me explicit porn ads. I forgive it though because it has my shows <3

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me when I see an opportunity to help someone in my social circle: this village shit is easy

me when someone in my social circle sees an opportunity to help me: I’ve always thought of myself as a lone wolf

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AA - acapella anonymous

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Who up getting their passport

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They hit the cuntigon but don’t worry diva you were safe in the cunter (cunt bunker)

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How am I supposed to believe the devil is wrong when deviled eggs are just so right

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You should invite me to your holiday parties so I can hold conversations with your grandparents

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Told my friend I have acute tonsillitis and they said “well at least it’s a cute one”

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No urgent care should make me feel like I just materialized in Scottsdale against my will why is the urgent care so fancy.

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Yall the employees at this urgent care seem relaxed and happy fuckkkkk my copays gonna be insane

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I have accidentally stumbled into the worlds fanciest urgent care- I had to buzz in there’s a fancy chandelier a massive leather sectional and nice floral arrangements everywhere-

Fuckkkkk my copays gonna be insane

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People act like straight men and lesbians can’t have a special bond like straight women and gay men have and I’m hear to tell you don’t listen to them it’s not true they’re trying to trick you, rob you of the unique joy of a straight man lesbian friendship, don’t listen to them don’t listen-

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I don’t have a carabiner and it shocks everyone… yall none of my outfits have belt loops and I also don’t carry a water bottle like what would I even clip that to my bush ??

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Sorry daddy’s been absent from discord kitten he’s been navigating the United States immigration system